Spunfuck

A Massive Disaster

That Chatsworth train crash was a "Spunfuck"

by Joseph Miki Goldstein January 23, 2009

splundergasm

When a male orgasm is very messy.
Like when you stamp on an icing bag and it explodes.

My wife made me have a splundergasm, it was a mess to clean up.

by CreatorOfSplundergasm June 1, 2019

Splunker

The water that hits you in the ass when you're taking a shit.

It took me a half a roll of toilet paper to dry off my ass after that splunker!

by Grondinelli January 24, 2009

Splunt

A spliff/blunt. Meaning a blunt with some tobacco in it.

What I smoked before I wrote this definition. Time to roll another splunt!

by splunted August 3, 2007

splurf

The act of spraying water or another liquid from your mouth onto your keyboard and/or monitor, after reading something funny online.

That post made me splurf everywhere, now you owe me a new keyboard!

by Liev Love December 26, 2008

splunked

Having a blob of semen striking ones face. Or the art of shooting a wad of man juice into someones face.

Man this chick was giving me head and I pulled it out and 'splunked' her.

Man poor bitch got splunked.

by Mack P Silk September 27, 2005

Splunkion

The average volume, (measured in decimetres cubed), of sperm a man wastes per year, through the process of masterbation.

"Hey guy what's your new years resultion?"

I'm gonna try reduce my splunkion count"

by Hamesiii January 1, 2009