spermophobic

fear of sperm.

sorry i can't finish you i am spermophobic.

by Felish Papii February 25, 2009

spermonia

When you attempt to swallow a load of cum but accidentally inhale it, resulting in a lung infection.

The doctor prescribed me a heavy dose of antibiotics because I got spermonia again from accidentally inhaling my man's cum shot.

by Tittsmcgee June 29, 2017

spermdose

Totally gay and has no friends .

‘Ok you see spermdose over there ?’
‘Yeah he gay ‘

by your_watching_disney_channel_ December 22, 2018

spermoji

Just like the name sounds!

He sent me a spermoji

by Paddymack March 8, 2019

Spermolier

A woman (or man) who can discern the recent diet of a semen produced based on the bouquet, flavor, or texture of ingested semen.

Lolita: did you eat pineapple today?
Jonny: I did! It was the predominant fruit in my fruit salad. You’re a fantastic spermolier!

by A certain kind of pirate October 14, 2021

spermese python

A penis

Whoa, Becky, look at his spermese python! It’s so long!

by mikeyviking March 18, 2023

revenge of the sperms

When a girl purposely holds a freshly acquired load of sperm in her mouth, possibly pretending to swallow, then kisses the man while transferring the sperm into his mouth, probably followed by giggling and nipple twisting. He can't complain, he just got a bj!

Dude! That barista chick gave me a bj last night but then she gave me revenge of the sperms!

by Hidden Penis Crouching Tiger February 23, 2014