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Major Spelling Mistake 

Basically all of r/ihadastroke.
A major spelling mistake is different from a minor spelling mistake because a minor spelling mistake is commonly used to easily win an argument and doesn't matter; a major spelling mistake is fact, and when made, the recipient(s) of the letter blender have a choice on how to use this.
This is an example of a major spelling mistake between friends:
Person 1: Did you get your photos printed?
Person 2: Bogksmos bingvtesd?
Person 1: I uh...
Person 2: Sorry, I messed that up a lot. Anyways, yes, I did.
*Nice conversation*

This is an example of a major spelling mistake between enemies of any kind:
Person 1: Did you get your photos printed?
Person 2: Bogksmos bingvtesd?
Person 1: Major spelling mistake, I win + bankrupt + ratio + you're bad.
Person 2: D:
*Everything bad*
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Spelling Bee

On acing spelling tests in junior years of education it is custom to receive sweets.
To reach, "Spelling Bee", status, one must have been so good at spelling that they consumed so many sweets and have now reached a state of obesity.
Ashleigh: Look how big that person is, man, that's insane!
Tony: She must have won the Spelling Bee four years running...
Spelling Bee by Jamonite. January 13, 2010

Cornell Spelling Bee 

This is a term coined by Demarcus Cousins refering to the David versus Goliath match up of Kentucky and Cornell, or as it was coined by The Boston Globe as the Smart kids versus Dumb Kids.
The reporter asked Demarcus Cousins "Have you heard of that they are calling this game the Smart Kids vs. The Dumb kids?" He replied with "This ain't a Cornell Spelling Bee, this is basketball."

Spelling 

Something that a great many intelligent and creative people have problems with. The lack of this skill is a cause for alarm among the English majors. Mechanical memorisation that is beat into you in grade school that causes a life long dislike for the English language
If Spelling is the essence of great writing why don't we have a great proofreaders section at the library ?
Spelling by benthrer March 21, 2008

Minor Spelling Mistake 

A goofy thing you do that makes you lose an argrument
Joe: "You're mother is fat and ugly'
Quandavious: "Minor Spelling Mistake L bozo"
Minor Spelling Mistake by criry August 16, 2022

spelling 

The visual basis of language. When combined with grammar, a means to efficacious communication. To assert otherwise is to fundamentally denounce meaning entirely.
Your spelling is abyssmal. Stupid knob-chugging wanker. Please die.
spelling by king_o_poo May 3, 2003

smelling shit grin

Its when someone tells u something u don't find funny or don't understand, u have this grin that looks like someone made u smell shit
I told my cousin Brittany a grotesque joke and she gave me a smelling shit grin
smelling shit grin by insulator42 December 17, 2010