Chinese Speedragon

When you’re taking a shit and it shoots out all at once and it’s a one day wiper

Guy 1: Dude did you piss or shit?
Guy 2: Shit
Guy 1: That took exactly one minute
Guy 2: Yeah I had a Chinese Speedragon
Guy 1: Oh sweet

by Cadester03 August 5, 2018

Spentagon

A term for the Pentagon, reflecting its incompetent spending of taxpayers money. The Spentagon continually demands more and more taxpayers money even though it cannot account for 25% of its budget.
Thus, the "Spentagon" is the very embodiment of "Big Government", eagerly supported by conservatives who claim to be against big government.

"Republicans love to criticise any flaws in social welfare and health spending, but they turn a blind eye to the Spentagon's losing trillions of dollars of taxpayers money and enormous waste."

by Ravelstone Black February 9, 2009

reo speedwagon

Rock band known for a string of hit songs in the '80s, such as "Can't Fight This Feeling" and "Take it on the Run"

synonomous with "overrated"

REO Speedwagon is the most overrated band ever; they just played the same song over and over again and changed the lyrics a little bit

"Goddammit...REO Speedwagon wrote another shitty love song."
"Yeah...they're just a crappy rip-off of Styx."

by C-Mills November 3, 2008

Spazwagon

The act of being a Spaz in an electric wheelchair.

Timmy.

by jhonny rubber January 17, 2003

Sandwagon

The sex position known as 'Sandwagon' is when one partner is held up by the penetrating partner from behind by their legs --Much like you would hold a wagon, while the held partner is on their hands keeping themselves up.

Imagine a wagon behind held up by the two handles. Now imagine the handles being legs, the wagon being a person, and the wheels being their hands/arms. This is a Sandwagon.

by Magnus Thundercock May 31, 2011

spazwagon

A little red wagon that traverses the city streets. when it hits someone, they go spazz.

AHHH!! HERE COMES THE SPAZWAGON!!! Run for your non spazness!!

by BOFH August 31, 2004

Semi-spazwagon

To be a spaz in a non-electric wheelchair.

Fat-ass people in the hospital.

by jhonny rubber January 17, 2003