Sparky

An early 90's term of contempt for stupid people. It refers to neandrafucks who create sparks by dragging their knuckles on the ground.

Hey look, a sparky just walked through the door, that dumb fuck doesn't know shit from jam.

Hey sparky, what did you learn in class today? The meaning of pedology?

by Arcticcat October 14, 2007

Sparky

A random persona.....the type of person you can see the actual neurons sparking around the heed !!!!

You can see he's sparky, he's soooo random

by dottydettie December 7, 2009

Sparky

1. A word describing someone who is completely amazing at life.
2. Named to someone who completes you as a person.
3. Someone who has the hottest ass in the world an wears and infinite amount of Lacoste.
4. A gay person who is currently attached to an Asian.

See that white boy with that Viet boy, who happens to be wearing Lacoste...he sure is a sparky.

Sparky there sure has a nice, fine, round ass!

Now look at this sparky, he is amazing at living!

by Charlie Bunny August 20, 2009

sparky

A redhead, wild and untameable whilst being sexy and sweet, purr's like a kitten when not on her feet. Thrashes around town in an Elise, talented and very willing to please.

Believe me, every fella should have one!

by Jeepy December 15, 2004

sparky

Nickname for someone when you can't remember their name

Oi! Sparky!

by squashi_mitsu December 6, 2003

sparky

Pet name used for girls(usually when you can't remember their name). Similar to other classic pet names such as love muffin, pookie, or bitch.

Hey sparky, how the hell you been?

by G. Sherman August 10, 2003

Sparky

Any lighter used to light yo weed. period

Sup cutty, where da sparky at?

by WeTycoonInDa707 October 21, 2008