southbound

When something is going south.

Their relationship was southbound from the start.

by Manray Cowboy October 16, 2008

Smithtown

A what so small town east of New York City where half of the expectations for the island go tumbling down. Now in days, there are either the good kids who don't give a shit on the outside and the cool bitchy kids you would never want to meet. Study is a thing that people from Smithtown don't practice and no one ever anymore gets into high rated colleges. Now as the population is filled with adolescents, it has turned to shit. Elementary school kids learn to cuss in the 2nd grade, middle school teens vape in bathrooms, get into fist fights without teachers caring, get pregnant for clout, and compare each other to bully others easily.High school is bad as there are two high schools: East and West. East is shit compared to west as it is the worse of the two schools. Sometimes the high schools seem more their age then the middle schools. Also having three middle schools in which two are good ye the other one has no budget used on it and is the ghetto school to outsiders. Look around any corner and you see kids fucking or smoking. Bitchy kids rule the place and others who don't care about them will knock them off their not deserved thrown. You never want to meet a kid from smithtown as they will make you die inside.

Bro smithtown is where all the hoes are at

by Banana4567 June 7, 2019

smithtown

A small- or what feels like small- town about an hour east of New York Ctiy. When 99% of the population is white yet more than 40% of teenagers try to be "ghetto," wearing ecko and phat farm- which sadly enough true "ghetto" people would never be able to afford. Another 30% think they're "unique" when in reality they're "emo" brat children who sulk over the fact that "no good shows ever come to smithtown" and there "aren't any good thrift stores in sh*ttown" And another 30% of us are "prep" where if you don't wear abercrombie or american eagle you are instantaneouly an outcast. Where Friday nights are filled with sitting in the starbucks parking lot getting completely sh*tfaced or going to the otehrside of the parking lot to smoke some more weed that the they bought because they have too much money to even know what to do with. Kids here can't wait to escape (or so they think) yet when you leave you miss even- even though you don't want to. A polace where kids have very little responsiblity and every girls is a daddys girl and every guy thinks hes God's gift to woman- and if they don;t think like that then they're unknown. Smithtown- a place filled with snobby JAP like people who have too much money than they could ever spend- on anything usefull that is.

smithtown starbucks parking lot

by jtytrfhgfg August 14, 2006

Northbound/Southbound Lane

Further describing the position of the males while performing the #brooklynbridge on a female parter. Northbound lane would be plowing the female while the Southbound lane will be getting felatio from the very same woman.

Jimmy and Dave flipped a coin to determine who’s settling into the northbound/southbound lane while assembling the Brooklyn Bridge in the bedroom.

by Brooklyn Donna July 12, 2018

Smithtown

Smithtown is your regualr average town. It is mostly white its pretty even amount of rich kids and poor kids. Smithtown both high school West and East has high population of drug activity although High school East is known as the pharmacy because of the infamous amount of drugs that are used and sold in school.Smithtown has your usual preppy snotty group who continuously get caught drinking at the local beach. Your "gangsta" group who is quick to start a fight with you while there high to impress there other "gangsta" friends and slutty girls. And last but not least your skater crew who dose a lot more talking about skateing then actually skateing

Normal Long island kid: What do you want to do
Smithtown kid:Lets go to Smithtown
Normal long island kid: Noo thoughts kids are trashy and get caught doing the same stupid stuff time after time

by Gangsta S-town August 7, 2008

ghetto--Smithtown

A bunch of white people who think they are poor, black, and were born in the ghetto. The boys dress in baggy clothes, flat hats, and the girls are hoes.

"Look at all the ghetto people, acting stupid with their homies"

by Heather January 27, 2004

Smithtown

An affluent suburban town located on the north shore of Long Island, New York and about 1 hour away from New York City. Population is 95% white and the ones who aren't are usually picked on and singled out for not being white. This is not just referring to the children, it also refers to the adults. The town has 2 main High Schools Smithtown West and Smithtown East most people that attend both schools often say that they "hate" Smithtown. However, they ones who say that are usually the same people that try to act like their from the ghetto or have their parents pay for their brand new Jeep or Mercedes. The word "nigger" is also used as often as the word "faggot" is used in online gaming (very often). The kids from this town are also very scummy often stealing from the mall or local stores in town, even though their parents probably own a couple high-end luxury cars or boat or both. The girls from this town are snooty, rich, and insecure, they often trash others because they're not wearing American Eagle, Abercombie, or Hollister. This is also a town that likes to write gun threats on desks, toilets, walls and on pretty much anything that ink will show up on. Things to remember about Smithtown: If your not white, your gonna have a bad time and ignorance is about as common as turkey on Thanksgiving.

Chris: Are you white?

Not White Guy: No, I'm (Black, Asian, Latino or Middle Eastern).

Chris: Ha Ha go back to where to came from, your not welcome, this is Smithtown.

Emily: Man would you look at that Chris, that is the reason why I hate Smithtown. People here act like niggers or faggots.

John: Yeah I know right? Hold on, I'm writing a gun threat on a desk so hopefully we won't have school tomorrow.

Matt: Hey John, my mom just bought me a brand new Jeep, lets drive to the mall and steal some beanies and flannels from (Abercombie, American Eagle, Hollister).

Not White Guy: I wish I never moved here or grew up here...

by A Careful Observer December 24, 2012