1 definition by jtytrfhgfg
A small- or what feels like small- town about an hour east of New York Ctiy. When 99% of the population is white yet more than 40% of teenagers try to be "ghetto," wearing ecko and phat farm- which sadly enough true "ghetto" people would never be able to afford. Another 30% think they're "unique" when in reality they're "emo" brat children who sulk over the fact that "no good shows ever come to smithtown" and there "aren't any good thrift stores in sh*ttown" And another 30% of us are "prep" where if you don't wear abercrombie or american eagle you are instantaneouly an outcast. Where Friday nights are filled with sitting in the starbucks parking lot getting completely sh*tfaced or going to the otehrside of the parking lot to smoke some more weed that the they bought because they have too much money to even know what to do with. Kids here can't wait to escape (or so they think) yet when you leave you miss even- even though you don't want to. A polace where kids have very little responsiblity and every girls is a daddys girl and every guy thinks hes God's gift to woman- and if they don;t think like that then they're unknown. Smithtown- a place filled with snobby JAP like people who have too much money than they could ever spend- on anything usefull that is.
smithtown starbucks parking lot
by jtytrfhgfg August 15, 2006