south dakota

i love the SD don't get me wrong foo's but shit, man, come on it so f'in boring DAMMIT i'm going out of my f'im mind here, you know what it means right south dakota it means land of the no vagina there are like 3 girls here and two of them are my cousins AAAHHH SHIT
Dude this party is a total sausagefest, we pulled a south dakota not inviting any chick.
by Jay-Hawk September 10, 2007
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south dakota

possibly the worst state in the US. nothing to do up there accept think of where else you could be living.
by bigten April 11, 2003
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south dakota

Cold hellhole with a population of about 7 people as of the 2000 census. Projections say there may be up to 8 people, but that could just be an illegal immigrant.

Black Hills and Rushmore are vastly overrated, btw. People really only come here to gamble and make fun of the locals.
Why bother comparing eastern SD to Minnesota? Minnesota is almost as hick, shitty and worthless as SD.
by The Big J May 27, 2005
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south dakota

my anal passage hurts after dropping a massive south dakota.
by twinkieplaya April 27, 2009
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South Dakota Hot

South Dakota is really not a bad place to live. Friendly folks with down to earth ethics that enjoy good conversation, outdoor sports like hunting and fishing and that know how to drive in all types of weather. However, a female in SD is generally heavier compared to women in most other parts of the country. Actually at least 50 pounds heavier. This is the norm because there is generally no good basis for comparison. A shapely, thin woman is an exception, thus women feel much less of a need to maintain let alone compete regarding weight, including those at an early age. Most over 30…. forget it, leaving men with little choice. Women in this condition consider themselves to be average. If you plan to move here, hopefully you’ll already have a ‘significant other’. If you’re single and over 30, your selection is extremely limited unless you like chubby chicks, which I personally am not attracted to on a physical level. In fact, since moving here, I have considered becoming a monk.
If I were the governor of South Dakota, I’d offer an incentive to women that have maintained themselves to move here. Unfortunately those that fit this description are already attached. Tax breaks, reduced rent, improved shopping, etc. would be a good start. Those that also possess a good personality would have their special benefits increased. The professionals SD wishes to draw here would follow. Unfortunately at this time, South Dakota Hot really isn’t even warm.
by Stout Man March 15, 2013
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South Dakota Snowblower

When one man snorts a line of cocaine or other narcotic off of the erect penis of another man, and both claim neither are gay.
A couple guys got caught giving each other the South Dakota Snowblower, but it’s cool because they said they’re not gay.
by Stitch_79 September 22, 2021
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South Dakota Martini

An American adjunct lager with green olives.
Dave is from Watertown, South Dakota, and when he goes to the Prop with his friends he likes to get a South Dakota Martini.
by LukeFourShore December 17, 2017
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