by ithinkmotolikesu January 23, 2021

by ArmstrongDev November 11, 2021

A come-back line in a conversation when someone complains or tells you something they're struggling with.
Karen: I'm not looking forward to going to the doctor. He always asks me to take my top off and his hands are always cold!
Justin: Sounds like my Friday night!
slmfn can also be used.
Justin: Sounds like my Friday night!
slmfn can also be used.
by jdpitt13 December 17, 2013

by .eliseeehaterrr April 07, 2021

by Igiveyoubassss February 14, 2012

Something said by obnoxiously cheerfull bastards when someone is feeling tired and/or cranky. Mondays tend to be a horrible day since it's the first day of the working week. Made famous by the movie Office Space.
Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
by Blomjenny December 07, 2007

A nephrologist's call for help, is the only valid response to "I'm gonna drink more water", don't drink water if you don't have to, you don't know better than your kidneys.
Uneducated Person: I'm gonna drink more water!
Nephrologist: Why?
Uneducated Person: Because It's healthy!
Nephrologist: Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you?
Nephrologist: Why?
Uneducated Person: Because It's healthy!
Nephrologist: Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you?
by KomradeKopke December 14, 2022
