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Somalian Grocery Shopping

The act of shitting in a plastic bag then smacking everyone you see as you ride by in a wheel barrow, usually powered by someone you would consider your bitch.
Bro 1: "Dude did you see that guy going somalian grocery shopping?"
Bro 2: "Yah where do you think i got this black eye and the brown face dipshit."
Bro 1: "Queer"
Bro 2: "Queer"
by Ana Lee March 4, 2011
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somalian pirate

A somalian pirate is a very black man who owns many boats and AK47s. He often rapes da victims of piracy. It is usually white women and marines.
"Hey, somalian pirates ahead!"

"Well then we should probably get the fuck outta here"
by ExtremelyWhiteMan October 23, 2014
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Somalian Raqaki

The act of going on a pirate ship then fucking a girl in the ass and as you cum sink the pirate ship.
Me and Riley did a Somalian Raqaki and it was the best experience of my life.
by BurntNoodleWeeabooGuy October 26, 2017
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Somalian Fish Hook

The Somalian Fish Hook is when a male lies flat on the floor naked flopping up and down like a dying fish whilst the female has her anus in the males face, this act can also be known as the Welsh rarebit or Davy Jones's locker
Oi Jamie I used that Somalian Fish Hook on that Thai bird last night, absolutely cracking
by Gout Dribbler March 18, 2019
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Somalian Pirates

The guy who stole your toys
When the government was overthrown and Somalian pirates stole your toys
by Bigga69 September 27, 2019
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somalian 69

performing the 69 position then vomiting because of the stench
last night i did the somalian 69 and puked everywhere
by amandawsucksbigcock January 2, 2011
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Somalian Birthday Party

When your brother sharts all over your bed and pillows in attempt to make you dream of shitty somalian birthday parties.
JAKE WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST SOMALIAN BIRTHDAY PARTY-ED MY WHOLE FRIGGN BED!?!?!?
by Donttouchmymoustache August 23, 2011
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