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Magnum Solstice

to completely fail and or screw up
person one: Why'd you log off facebook chat?

person two: Firefox went all Magnum Solstice and I had to force quit.
by SatanKittytheOmniscient June 16, 2010
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Shlastication

Is where u cut the end of your knob and attempt a cannonball but instead prod the blood onto your forehead creating a bindi from your knob blood.
How do u think Indians get their bindis.
by Conholio February 4, 2003
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Solstice

Person 1: Solstice is name the girls section have given to their farewell.
Person 2: Wait. Isn't that the crappy farewell?
Everyone: Yup.
by You'llSee November 14, 2019
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Solstice

Today- the Solstice. Celebrated in various traditions around the world. Some say it is the perfect time to clearly express what you need to manifest and then poof! They appear! Wishing you all a merry period of manifestationisms!
Elena on this bright, calm, starry Solstice wishes for:
A Merry Christmas for M
A HALE that feels like a haven, now (please)
To feel safe and protected and know that those she loves are at all times safe and protected, too
To dare herself to live like a big baller and do it! With the help of and alongside friends, family, community
by Freeasabird December 22, 2019
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Solstice

The most amazing partner ever they’re everything a person could ever want. They’re sweet, they’re funny, they’re absolutely gorgeous, they’re amazing and that’s why I love them. They’re like the sun, without it there's no point in life.
by Shadow.PoGe November 1, 2021
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Solstice

The best way for a Oneshot fan to get depression.
Person 1: Yo you heard about the Oneshot solstice ending?
Person 2: Naw, imma try it
Person 2 is then seen crying 3 hours later.
by nikomega October 10, 2023
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Solatic

1. A person addicted to the sun. Feels vibrant, alive, and fully charged when exposed to sunlight. The opposite of a lunatic (moon-struck).
2. One who habitually seeks sunlight for energy, mood, and inspirationsometimes even engaging in “ball sunning” (exposing genitals to sunlight) to maximize perceived vitality.

Origin: From sol (Latin for “sun”) + -atic (as in lunatic).
Dude, you’ve been laying on that rooftop for 6 hours, you’re such a solatic.

Winter makes me depressed, I need to move somewhere tropical. I’m straight up solatic.

He swears ball sunning gives him superpowers… classic solatic.
by Sir Abundance September 6, 2025
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