sunday sobriety

The reality that your weekend did not improve your life and you must return to your misery tomorrow

Mary sat sipping her Latte with the full effect of Sunday sobriety making her well with tears

by von groovy September 15, 2019

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High Sobriety

High on life.

That girl's high sobriety! She's looks to be having a great time.

by festivalgoer69 April 18, 2020

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slur sobriety

The state of abstinence from using slurs or offensive language.

"It's been three months since I've last said the n-word!"
"Congratulations on your slur sobriety!"

by Arikorv April 3, 2022

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sobriety

what the police check when they stop you....

Policeman talking:
This is a sobriety check, you must do as I say! Hand behind head other hand up ass!
Now walk 9 steps heel to toe, Turn and bend over. OK!!
Part 2 put hand in pants pull bishop! OK!!

YO DUDE! U ARE UNDER ARREST for lewd act!
Next time keep yo hands out of ur pockets!

by itichie_nocanpo August 27, 2006

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Sobriety

The state that is achieved (for instance) on monday about 2:30pm > 5:30pm, either at work or driving home, when you realizse that the headache you've had all day was a warning to your body that all the fun you had over the weekend had to finnish with the realization that it might not have been the best idea in the world to zip-tie your best friend, naked, to that cow (common milk or heafer will do) just before you superglued (him/her) to that riot wagon.

ITS A FUKIN COW DUDE, if you poke it, it will come,,,---
ok lets do this fast (relavent stumble), you got him naked yet???--- is the glue ready???,,,etc---, your gonna regret this when sobriety hits ya tommorow mofo, hehe

by Rippedd June 24, 2009

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