Snowden

A person who claims they will
complete their work at home, but never does.

I need this work done today, don’t pull a Snowden.

by scenesfromItaly October 16, 2017

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jack snowden

Jack snowden is dead.

Jack snowden hasn’t been at school for a while because he’s DEAD

by The duck overlord November 26, 2022

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Jordan Snowden

The most special person in anyone's life. Like seriously special. There is not a single person more special than Jordan Snowden. You could tour every Special Education department in the country and would not find anyone that comes close. He's special forces. Long time member of the most elite special services unit. Every SPED teacher that's seen him has quit and then killed themselves. All it takes is one look and you know how special he is. His mom used to tell him every day how special he was, not because she loved him or wanted him to feel better, but because she couldn't wrap her head around how special he was.

"Did you hear the SPED teacher killed themselves last week?"
"It wasn't a suicide. It was a hit. Jordan Snowden killed them.

by December 04, 2023

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