Golf balls abandoned by senior citizens who are winter visitors to the community, often left behind after their golf class at the local community college class because they're just too lazy to pick them up.
by Two Bum, Inc. January 4, 2008
Get the snowbird eggs mug.A dreadful, blashemous season that starts around October and ends around April where elderly folk from northern states (which are known as snowbirds) come down to Florida, Arizona, Texas, anywhere with warm winters- usually it's Florida and Arizona that takes this godforsaken heat- because they hate the cold even though most have lived with it through all their 65+ years of age.
A dangerous, frightening season where the chances of causing a car accident increases tenfold. Snowbirds can easily spotted by their huge bulky polluting vehicles with blindspots as their friends going 40 on a 75mph highway in the middle of the dividing line in a lane. The causes of crashing are due to poor sight, terrible sense of location, and/or Alsheimers taking it's toll.
An annoying, erritating season where snowbirds flock to cheap diners like Denny's and Ihop 24/7- complaining about the food- and to grocery stores to buy only 2-5 pounds of food- complaing about the coupons, making sure that buying food anywhere will be a living HELL. Snowbirds are the worst neighbors that could ever exist. These "people" contantly call the police over the slightest distrubance (young folk and lamily loitering at a driveway, band practice in garage even WITH the door firmly closed, you name it); it's a proven fact. A FBI-wanted serial killer makes a better neighbor than these pests.
The only way to isolate yourself from this six month long, day-and-night nightmare is three things:
college
spring break
marde grau
A dangerous, frightening season where the chances of causing a car accident increases tenfold. Snowbirds can easily spotted by their huge bulky polluting vehicles with blindspots as their friends going 40 on a 75mph highway in the middle of the dividing line in a lane. The causes of crashing are due to poor sight, terrible sense of location, and/or Alsheimers taking it's toll.
An annoying, erritating season where snowbirds flock to cheap diners like Denny's and Ihop 24/7- complaining about the food- and to grocery stores to buy only 2-5 pounds of food- complaing about the coupons, making sure that buying food anywhere will be a living HELL. Snowbirds are the worst neighbors that could ever exist. These "people" contantly call the police over the slightest distrubance (young folk and lamily loitering at a driveway, band practice in garage even WITH the door firmly closed, you name it); it's a proven fact. A FBI-wanted serial killer makes a better neighbor than these pests.
The only way to isolate yourself from this six month long, day-and-night nightmare is three things:
college
spring break
marde grau
~ Oh SHIT! Snowbird season is here! Quick! Grab a shotgun, beer, and a bunch of partiers! WE GONNA BE BUSY THIS WINTER!
But seriously, when I'm 70 years old in the year 2053, I'm fucking moving to somewhere between Washington and Maine and deal with the winter there. I don't what to be mistaken as and treated like one of these vermin.
But seriously, when I'm 70 years old in the year 2053, I'm fucking moving to somewhere between Washington and Maine and deal with the winter there. I don't what to be mistaken as and treated like one of these vermin.
by Fustrated Floridian July 6, 2007
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When you have to clean up the mess an old person makes when moving to or from the place where the live during the winter.
Can also be used when cleaning up any other sort of mess a snowbird makes in their migration like a car accident, when they forget what they ordered at a restaurant and then bitch that you brought the wrong thing, or even if their camper catches on fire and burns down half the camp ground. All of this and much more is snowbird shit.
Can also be used when cleaning up any other sort of mess a snowbird makes in their migration like a car accident, when they forget what they ordered at a restaurant and then bitch that you brought the wrong thing, or even if their camper catches on fire and burns down half the camp ground. All of this and much more is snowbird shit.
Erik knew he was going to have to clean up a lot of snowbird shit with this bastard. He was demanding all sorts of fees waved because he was too stupid to have his bills forwarded to his winter address.
The traffic on the highway was backed up for miles because some old bitch in a Lincoln is driving down the center line at 7 miles an hour and she just won't pull over. This is some serious snowbird shit right here and if I'm late for work I'm going to scream
The traffic on the highway was backed up for miles because some old bitch in a Lincoln is driving down the center line at 7 miles an hour and she just won't pull over. This is some serious snowbird shit right here and if I'm late for work I'm going to scream
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
Get the Snowbird Shit mug.when a snowbird or yankee visits a restaurant while staying in Florida for the winter they will order a free glass of water to save a little money. once the server brings the glass of water, the snowbird takes the lemon which is included with the glass of water, and squeezes its juice into the water, and then adds a couple packets of sugar or sugar substitute (which are sitting on the table and are also free), then mixes it all together so that they have a free glass of lemonade, or a "snowbird cocktail."
waiter: (sarcastically) those yankees over there are making snowbird cocktails, so I know I'll be getting a HUGE tip today.
by KowboyTrav May 25, 2007
Get the snowbird cocktail mug.When the people who live north of Florida come down during season for warmer weather, they bring different viruses with them and the people who live in Florida year round get sick
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Get the Snowbird Crud mug.having intercourse with a girl on a beach (preferred white sand) and you pull it out before climax and stick er right back in thur.
by majormagoo January 18, 2009
Get the alaskan snowbird mug.This term refers to those Canadian women who sojourn in Southern Florida, losing their bikini tops and inhibitions along the way for the duration.
Since she was so far away from Hamilton, Françoise indulged in a few mai tais and joined the ranks of the topless snowbirds. She mused, "Maybe a little fling with one of the cute guys by the pool." Florida is a nice place where what happens in Florida, stays in Florida. No back-home consequences!
by Françoise December 1, 2007
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