status seeker

A person who is always looking to improve their social standing beyond what is reasonable or fitting by acquiring more desirable possessions, taking extravagant vacations, joining exclusive organizations and cultivating new and advantageous social connections in order to impress others.

His vacationing on the Costa del Sol shows what a status seeker he has become.

Being superficial status seekers, they are thinking of buying a new McMansion, even though they don't plan on having a family and already own a house that suits their needs in all respects.

by lifeonearth December 18, 2012

snake juice

The clear liquid that men squirt after they reach the peak of pleasure

I want every drop of CJ's warm, sweet snake juice in my mouth!

by racinqueen January 23, 2011

Assylum seeker

One who comes to a more sexually liberated country for the lifestyle.

Akhmed was excited to become an assylum seeker in Sweden!

by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2016

shekel thief

a person who steals things that can either be objects or ideas. they also usually look like a boxtroll and worship dalton king of the shekel thieves

omfg bro daltons a really shekel thief he stole all my napkins

by dont touch me turkey September 29, 2014

Poop Shekel

A universal African currency involving fecal matter.

Clerk: "Sir please play your fee upfront!"
Darwin: "How much?"
Clerk: "5₱ (Poop Shekels)"

by glikber December 28, 2020

dusting the snake

doing lines of coke off of an erect cock

man, this crazy tramp tottaly dusted the snake last night!

by this dude. March 22, 2004

snake raper

Much like a worm burner, it is a ball struck with such great velocity along the surface of the ground that it would "brutally molest" or skin the length of a snake. Usually applied in golf or soccer.

That awful tee shot that still went 80 yards was a real snake raper.

by ToddUncommon June 29, 2010