motherfucking snakes

the worst motherfucking things on earth that'll fucking try to kill you on a plane. best defense against them is Samuel L Jackson.

"Enough is ENOUGH! I am tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
-Samuel L Jackson, Snakes on a Plane

by Varun Prabhakar August 20, 2006

rescue the snakes

To do something you've been putting off. To do something you don't want to do.

I've been cleaning the house for hours, and it's spotless. Now it's time to rescue the snakes and clean up the puke in the bathroom.

Reference: from the movie "Pee Wee's Big Adventure." The scene wherein Pee Wee Herman is rescuing animals from the burning pet shop. He does not like snakes, and rescues them last after every animal is safe, with a grimace on his face while screaming.

by Rick Anders March 19, 2008

wrestling snakes

An act of a male fondling another males private parts while the same is being done to him.

I accidentally walked in on my friends Jake and Braden while they were wrestling snakes. I couldn't look at either of them the same ever again.

by Jblanchard January 14, 2017

Snakes on a Plain

The sequel to Snakes on a Plane, it will consist of snakes in their natural habitat, desert plains.

Dude im so excited to watch Snakes on a Plain

by starbucks luvr August 20, 2006

snakes on a plane

Manipulative fake internet "viral marketing", taken from the spamming of popular websites such as Urban Dictionary with fake "buzz" promoting a third-rate Samuel L. Jackson movie.

UD Post: That Samuel L. Jackson movie is the best movie ever!
Savvy Guy: The fucking moving hasn't even come out yet -- you're just a victim of snakes on a plane.

by Hugh Johnson September 9, 2006

Snakesman

A person of the criminal sort adept at finding his or her way into or out of a building. Usually someone of small stature able to fit through tight places.

Exemplified in Michael Crichton's "The Great Train Robbery" in the character of Clean Willy.

Pierce: "You say your the fastest, bloody best Screwsman in the country, hmm? Well, here's a fitting challenge!"
Agar: "Challenge? Seventy five seconds for two keys! It's nigh impossible!"
Pierce: "What if a snakesman comes over the roof and cracks the drum from the inside?"
Agar: "What snakesman's to break that drum? Nobody good enough is out. The best is Clean Willy, and he's in."

by Touchstone the Fool March 5, 2007

In the snakes

When you're feeling sad or bummed out. Based on the latin inus snakus thus.

Leechi: Gee, Mrs. Othelia's math class today sure was not fun!
Rambutan: You said it, friend. We are in the snakes right now.

by Cookie Jerusalem Monster February 16, 2021