sandjob

When an arabic woman gives you oral sex though her veil (Chador or Burqa headpiece).

I left a stain on her headpiece when she gave me a sandjob.

by Lurtz May 21, 2006

sandjob

a blowjob from a girl who has chapped lips

"if that bitch got chapped lips, call it a sandjob!"
--hard as a villain, mc shazam and dj $^2

by luckyquarter July 10, 2010

Snad

A male snake owner. Short for "snake dad."

Person 1: I need to date a hot, single snad.
Person 2: Don't put that on your tindr profile or guys will send you pics of their trouser snake.

by Snek Keeper April 16, 2018

Sandjob

A handjob recieved at a beach, sandbox, or any other location with sand.

Recieving a handjob when the person giving the handjob has sand stuck to their hand

A painful handjob

"Did you hear about pat's date at the beach?"

"Yeah man i heard he got a Sandjob."

"rumor has it that his dick was sore for a week"

by skaterdudesiegel January 22, 2009

snades

When playing 'word womp' to the point that you start to make up words.

"Andes... Desn... Sendan... SNADES!!!"

by The Cortez July 16, 2006

Snaj

Snaj

the act of being distracted and then people taking your backpack, taking
everything out of it, and turning it inside out. this results in a ball of
backpack with no straps and all your stuff trapped inside, along with a
backwards zipper.

example 1:
mark: yeah man, i just got snajed.
kyle: SUCKS!

example 2:
*someone like a teacher walks up to you while you are in the act of snajing*
teacher: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
bob: oh don't worry, i'm snajing evan!
teacher: ....carry on...=

by lolcaaat March 14, 2009

Snadwich extermination

Mix n' Match all your socks so when the snadwich comes to steal them, it will blow up.

Dude! Why did your mom mix up all your socks? For some snadwich extermination

by Sped siblings December 21, 2010