A Swooner makes every attempt to impress the opposite sex by kind words and gestures in order to show interest without being direct about the fact they are interested. For instance, one might use larger than normal words, or be particularly silly or nervous when they speak during swooning. The swooning itself is a true act of trying to win over the opposite sex in the efforts of securing a relationship with that person.
by all things in time October 10, 2010
Get the Swooner mug.A horrendous experience between two girls sharing a restroom at the bar, where one girl takes a massive dump and causes the other girl to vomit because of stench.
Two girls decide they need to use the restroom together at the bar. The first girl sits down and mid-urination decides to up the ante and take a shit. The smell is so disgusting it causes the second girl to vomit. When girl number two leans over toilet to let it fly, sight of recent monstrosity circulating in the shallow end causes a second purge.
by Bill Browsky November 11, 2003
Get the Sooner Shitbreak mug.Esperance is a purpose-built day charter Sailing Skooner.
A skooner experience is a true sailing adventure: they give guests a genuine feel of yachting on the ocean’s waves.
A skooner experience is a true sailing adventure: they give guests a genuine feel of yachting on the ocean’s waves.
by Beskyta May 13, 2022
Get the Skooner mug.When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and you wake up in the middle of the night being aggressively spooned by your uncle with a little something stiff knocking on your back door.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018
Get the Uncle Spooner mug.1. The fight song for the University of Oklahoma.
2. A chant amongst alumni and fans of the school. When in the presence of other Sooner fans, one person must first yell "Boomer!!!" and it is the duty of someone nearby to reply "Sooner!!!". Both must be done as loudly as possible.
(Can result in embarrassment when one yells "Boomer!!!" under the false pretense other Sooner fans are around, and receives no response as a result.)
2. A chant amongst alumni and fans of the school. When in the presence of other Sooner fans, one person must first yell "Boomer!!!" and it is the duty of someone nearby to reply "Sooner!!!". Both must be done as loudly as possible.
(Can result in embarrassment when one yells "Boomer!!!" under the false pretense other Sooner fans are around, and receives no response as a result.)
1. "Boomer Sooner! Boomer Sooner! Boomer Sooner! Boomer Sooner! Booner Sooner ! Boomer Sooner! Boomer Sooner OKU!!!!
2.
Sooner Fan 1: "Look at that guy over there...he's got a OU hat on!"
Sooner Fan 2: Awesome, see if he can hear us.
Sooner Fan 1: "BOOOMER!!!!!!!"
Guy: "SOOOOOONER!!!!!!!"
2.
Sooner Fan 1: "Look at that guy over there...he's got a OU hat on!"
Sooner Fan 2: Awesome, see if he can hear us.
Sooner Fan 1: "BOOOMER!!!!!!!"
Guy: "SOOOOOONER!!!!!!!"
by Our Roy Williams Is Better December 8, 2010
Get the Boomer Sooner mug.An accumulation of excessive semi-dried nasal mucus (boogers) as a result of breathing pollution (e.g. smog).
by Cooperrrrrrrr March 30, 2009
Get the Smooger mug.Short for sooner blitz. Verb or noun.
An umbrella term that encompasses the acts of passing, stealing, grabbing, taking, rushing, cramming or buying something.
An umbrella term that encompasses the acts of passing, stealing, grabbing, taking, rushing, cramming or buying something.
"Let's sooner blitz those tables over there."
"Can I sooner a Big Mac and some fries?"
"Sooner that slow driver."
"Can I sooner a Big Mac and some fries?"
"Sooner that slow driver."
by kearns May 4, 2006
Get the sooner mug.