sleptigarious

(-ly) adv.--something done subversively, sneakily, and with no small amount of luck and cleverness.

adj.--One who is subversive, but not with any particular goal in mind

Paul sleptigariously moved the spatula behind the toaster.

by ViyhMike September 5, 2003

slep

A misspelling of sleep. When typed in an irc window, IM session, or any other kind of online chat thingie, it is proof that the speaker needs sleep, because he is so tired his left middle finger can only hit the 'e' key once before it is totally spent.

<Jawa> omg i'm so tired.. must slep
<BobSplat> good night!

by Jawa July 23, 2004

Quantum Slept.

the act of drinking far too much in the early hours in the morning , falling asleep and then waking up and thinking you have missed a entire day of your life.

Rich - I drank far too much whisky this 9.00 am this morning , what day is it ?

phil - It's still Saturday

Rich - No way i must of Quantum Slept.

by teleshift January 19, 2011

Shlepic

Describes something that exceeds the level of epic

Netflix is Shlepic

by Yabz19 February 1, 2021

Got slept

Getting slept means you or someone else was put to sleep during a fight.

Dawg walked up on me and got slept on my kids.

by Baka World October 6, 2020

slepep

when one is cold, sad, mad, tired, hungry and happy at the same time. usually used when you are very mad/sad about one thing, and somewhat happy about another, or the other way around.

person: omg I’m literally so slepep right now, I don’t know what to do with myself.

by Alina Evelyn Katy Johansson December 8, 2021

shlepola

A mixture of shit, blood, and ejaculation that dribbles from an anus for upto a day after recieving anal sex. The anus is not able to contain it's fluids so will leak until the shlepola is either gone, or the anus tightens before that. The speed at which the anus tightens is greatly effected by the circumfrence of the penis.

Shlepola can be identified by as a dark brown-red snail trail figure down somebodies pant leg, starting close to the anus. It is also common to be able to smell the shlepola when close enough to the source.

If you are able to collect an ounce of your shlepola and have either you or your partner injest it, a small, slimy troll like creature will crawl out within the week and give you a half hour of any sexual favors you or your partner ask.

My shlepola leakage was so intense that i had to resort to jamming 20 cottonballs in my anus and was only able to retrieve 15.

by pissfacehamsterlicker December 6, 2011