smelled like a bucket of assholes

an extremely offensive odor, possibly what the inside of a johnny on the spot would smell like if you stuck your head down the bowl; an odor so horrific, you would stick ur head up your own ass just to escape it; a truly epic flatulation, one so disgusting it would choke a farm mule

Guy one: Dude, i went down on your sister and it smelled like a bucket of assholes!

Guy two: Dude, you gotta sniff it before you lick it!

by jwagz75 April 27, 2011

Smeageldaggeling

Pertaining to any sexual activity.

Yo I want to be smeageldaggeling her in bed right now.

by Jesus Fromwayuphigh October 23, 2008

smellevator

The prank associated with purposefully passing gas in an elevator before closing the doors. The flatulence is trapped in the box and sent to other destinations.

Some jerk left me a smellevator and I had to take the stairs.

by Swampwaffle January 2, 2014

smelevator

An elevator containing a fart with intense nasal powers

Whilst in an elevator

"Dude I really need to fart"

"No, don't do it, don't make it a smelevator"

by An1interestedParty May 27, 2014

sock smeller

A person that dominates any conversation with an attitude of pretension, arrogance, and passive-aggressiveness. They love to one-up others and often redirect the focus of any discussion back to them. At the end of a long day, they remove their socks and bury their faces into them to inhale.

"I went to a happy hour tonight and I couldn't get a word in! There was some massive sock smelling going on for sure."

"That guy thinks quite highly of himself, he didn't even acknowledge my greeting! I bet he's quite the sock smeller!"

by Turkeydawg May 16, 2016

smegged

Smegma:

1. a term used to describe something that is fucked or coverd in dick cheese, also can be used as a verb, to smeg. This is the process of fucking something up, or covering it in dick cheese.
2. The white paste which is normally found inhabiting inside a MiGoreng packet

(1)Person 1: why did you go offline
Person 2: soz my facebook chat is smegged

(2)Person 1:My eye is smegged, i can hardly see

by i<3smegma November 8, 2010

Smellebration

Smellebration is when you walk into someones office or room and give them an air sample of last nights dinner. A large fart that is so bad they try to choke it up.

Walked into Brads office today and had a smellebration, he could not run away fast enough it was such a bad fart he could taste it.

by Nelppik April 30, 2010