Mixed SMAT Arts

Similar to mixed martial arts but only using:

S ack-Tapping
M uffing
A ss-Grabbing and
T ea-Bagging

Until one gives in and gives up

"I challeged Chris the other day to a Mixed SMAT Arts match, let's just say I got him in a tea bagging submission"

by Shittydickster September 13, 2009

SMAT

A SMAT is an acronym for “small mischievous ant towel”. This word is usually found when describing someone awful/ annoying.

“Wow, the squip in the Be More Chill musical is such a SMAT! I hate him! Micheal is so much better.”

by Iamaqueber September 15, 2018

smat nattering

a plethora, an abundance, an absurd and grotesque amount

This smat nattering of bbq meat and booze is a meatfest smorgasbord of decadence.

by Boffo1 February 16, 2023

Smat

Someone who is a twat and very smug about it

When he answered that obscure question no-one else knew, he grinned at us like a right smat

by w4rdy January 19, 2024

Smat

smat means you suck at something. literally dogwater.

"im a smat priest because i cant read"

by The Pope Bingus March 27, 2021

Smat

When one is small and fat

Ryne: Can you tell me how she looked again?
Dahyanna: She is the smat one. You've see her before.

by Confetti Wap December 13, 2018

Smat

A missspelling of the word Smart

Kai - I am so smat
kai - Smart^
Jake - Your forever smat

by SmatMaster November 9, 2023