smartify

To make a person smarter in a temporally economical manner primarily through lecture or other verbal instruction.

Now I will smartify you with my vast knowledge of the historical significance of the rubber tire as it pertains to early 20th century French authors.”

The famous professor prepared to smaritfy his audience with a series of lectures on individualistic economics.

Don't try and smartify me with your boring lectures on morality!

by Jesus Tuite February 24, 2007

smarticles

The particles in your brain that make you smart

She has lots of smarticles, thats why she knows all the answers.

by mahitable January 24, 2009

Smarticle

When someone or something is so smart that there is no word to describe it.

Dude, I am like sixteen times more smarticle than you are which makes me a god.

by Ashkan Kiani October 23, 2008

Smartful

One who is smart and intelligant,
A smart or intelligant remark

I am too smartful!!

by Gaventar January 18, 2010

Smartical

A level of smartness that is unreachable. What the 'smartical' doesn't realize, is that it is a level that is extremely LOW! Shh!

"I'm smart."
"I'm smarter."
"I'm the smartest!"
"Well . . . I'm Smartical!"

by sexcgtmami2 January 11, 2009

smartfuck

The coolest person you will ever meet

"That Alix is a smartfuck!"
"Yo, Austin isn't such a smartfuck..."

by rawrrrrhehhehheh January 9, 2010

smarticles

A highly contagious disease that smart people catch from watching to much educational television, and reading too many dictionaries.

Example 1:
Billy:"Did you that that the earth is traveling around the sun at 107,300 km/h and-"

Everyone else: Oh my God! He has a case of the smarticles!.. RUNNNN!!!

Example 2:
Watching Jersey Shore, or listening to Justin beiber is a surefire way to cure someone of the Smarticles.

Example 3:

Susan: Watcha doin'?

James:Watching this new documentary about grass growing. It's really facinating. Did you know that grass grows a whole thousandth of an inch every 15-20 minutes?

Susan:...

James:...

Susan: *pokes forehead*

Susan: Looks like somebody's got a bad case of The Smarticless... O_o

Susan: *Takes remote away and changes it to Jersey Shore*

by ~~Hoopla!~~ March 23, 2011