Your girl-next-door who is not afraid to drive her man's truck, loves to shoot her 22, make Mossy Oak look hot, spends our summers at the lake, and our favoite place to eat is our back yard. We all think that big trucks are better than sportscars, and a good farmer tan turns us on.
by small_town_kid May 10, 2008
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Get the Small Town Saturday Night mug.A badass podcast based in the United States. The Hosts of the show Jimmie Whisman and James Pietragallo give their opinions, first hand accounts of similar situations, and their hilarious take on a true murder in a truly small town.
"Dude have you heard the new episode of Small Town Murder?"
"Not completely. I'm listening to it right now."
"Jimmie throws up cause James tells him such a hilarious story. Let me know when you get that part."
"Not completely. I'm listening to it right now."
"Jimmie throws up cause James tells him such a hilarious story. Let me know when you get that part."
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The name alludes to the propensity of small-town residents to be intimately involved in the affairs of their neighbors, occasionally leading to violent altercations when encountering others in public. This is especially pronounced on weekends and in local bars or taverns where gossip and taunting is more likely to escalate to violence.
The name also refers ironically to the stereotypical portrayal of small-town “hicks” and their radical opposition to dancing, as was portrayed in the popular 1984 musical drama Footloose, starring Kevin Bacon.
The name alludes to the propensity of small-town residents to be intimately involved in the affairs of their neighbors, occasionally leading to violent altercations when encountering others in public. This is especially pronounced on weekends and in local bars or taverns where gossip and taunting is more likely to escalate to violence.
The name also refers ironically to the stereotypical portrayal of small-town “hicks” and their radical opposition to dancing, as was portrayed in the popular 1984 musical drama Footloose, starring Kevin Bacon.
“Hey how was your weekend?”
“Oh, it was alright. Went to the bar on Saturday night and got into a little small-town street-dance with Donny after I told him I got up in his sister’s guts.”
“Oh, it was alright. Went to the bar on Saturday night and got into a little small-town street-dance with Donny after I told him I got up in his sister’s guts.”
by Clint Quint September 13, 2023
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Get the small town cemetery mug.A small town lesbian is a phrase used to describe a girl who comes from a mainly rural area who, though a nice girl, is clearly the elephant in the room. She comes from a mainly all white town with high morals so when you see her walking down the street with her short haircut and her man pants and man shirts and larger than normal muscles, the town's people don't mention it but they are all thinking how she is an outcast in their small town.
She is just a little too rough around the edges and thinks she is one of the boys, but really is not. Every town has one and it is always looked down upon.
She is just a little too rough around the edges and thinks she is one of the boys, but really is not. Every town has one and it is always looked down upon.
Look at her with her ankle long skirts and man boots, she looks like a small town lesbian.
I'm inviting you to my party Sara, but don't dress like a small town lesbian!
I'm inviting you to my party Sara, but don't dress like a small town lesbian!
by safoamerica March 9, 2011
Get the small town lesbian mug.An ugly fat chick who drives a pickup truck and listens to shitty country music. Most small town girls start having babies before they are finished high school, and they are often grandmothers when they are in their thirties.
Small town girls never use birth control, because they think only sluts do that. And besides, the lady who works the cash register at the only drug store in town is your mom's cousin and if you went there to buy condoms everyone in town would know about it within ten minutes. Instead, small town girls have three (or more) different kids with three (or more) different fathers.
Small town girls never use birth control, because they think only sluts do that. And besides, the lady who works the cash register at the only drug store in town is your mom's cousin and if you went there to buy condoms everyone in town would know about it within ten minutes. Instead, small town girls have three (or more) different kids with three (or more) different fathers.
You better run off to the big city and go to University, boy. You don't wanna end up married to some small town girl that you knocked up in grade 8.
by Just Passin' Through November 26, 2009
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