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Slow Motion

Not simply a dilation of time, but an actual state of being only achievable through excessive consumption of alcohol and marijuana. In this state, one is not simply experiencing slow motion: they have become the slow motion.
Doug: "Dude, I was so slow motion last night."
Matt: "Yeah, you seemed really out of it."
Doug: "No dude, you don't get it. I wasn't just IN slow motion. I WAS the slow motion. I BECAME the motion."
by LogJammer August 30, 2014
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slow motion

The event in which everything is slowed down. Everything looks better in slow motion...for example, when you're doing your laundry or walking through a club.
Of course, not everything looks good in slow motion...for instance, here's a tape of me taking a shit...

(flies off toilet)
by Ihdfu sdutgf August 15, 2006
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Slow Motion City

An adult male chasing the dream of being a famous dj.

He can come off as creepy, but is probably harmless.

Can be heard saying things like ‘I used to play that’, ‘Are there decks setup?’, ‘I have that on vinyl’ and ‘How’s a gig?’.

He hasn’t slept in months and should be kept far away from sharp objects Monday through Thursday.
That Slow Motion City has given me some free hugs he and hasn’t asked me to suck his dick yet. Still kinda creepy.
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super slow monday

the worst fucking day of the week when every minut feels like an hour
by i hate mondays98989898989898 November 7, 2022
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Slow-motion Headbanging

When one is sleeping in class, and his/her head bobs up and down at random, providing a source of distraction and entertainment for everyone else in said class.
Hey, did you see that kid slow-motion headbanging in Math class today? What an idiot.
by ohmylanta! May 24, 2009
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Slow mo²

When you see someone do something awesome and you wish you could see it in slow motion.
Caitlin just did a 180 flip on her skateboard.
Ellen: Wow! that was so cool, that is such a Slow mo²!
Caitlin: Yeah too bad it doesn't exist.
by viktorkrum September 3, 2009
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slow moving buffalo

A chick that nobody hits on at a bar or a club and ends up lingering around the bar at 2:15am while security is asking you to finish your drinks and leave.
Carlos was hitting on a slow moving buffalo while Sergio was paying for valet parking
by marionetos May 31, 2010
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