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Sloment

1. An awkward moment in which you accidentally make direct eye contact with another person who hates you and life suddenly goes into slow motion for approximately 3 seconds until eye contact or silence is broken.

2. Moments also engaged by rivals, such as a criminal to a police officer. This is most often experienced when someone accidentally speeds past a police officer on the side of the road. The very moment of realization by the speeder will throw him into a sloment as he turns his head and watches himself get gunned.
As I turned the corner going 140mph in my black, Chevy Cobalt SS, I experienced a true sloment as I ripped past a cop chilling on the side of the road. After pulling me over, he wrote me a ticket for $500 and impounded my car. As they were towing away my baby, my mom rolled up. As she stepped out of the car, our eyes connected. The sloment was so intense that I could see the wrinkles under her eyes form as she glared at me - pissed that I just lost the car she hadn't even finished paying off yet. It was almost a mercy killing when the cop slapped cuffs on me and put me in the back of his car - better his than hers.
by chasevrocket January 17, 2010
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Selorm

An Ayigbe name meaning God loves me.
Right before you go to bed, say "Selorm" three times!
by WallieGH December 16, 2013
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SLORE

1. A cross between a slut and a whore. A woman who is loose sexually but does not demand the going street value for sex , but still manges to be compensated.
Chrissy, did you see Anitilose leave with that guy that bought her a Budweiser , she blew him in the parking lot just for that one beer, she is such a slore !!
by BOSSAROCKASURUS April 11, 2012
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corps slore

any slore,whom sleeps with an entire platoon of marines in one night.
damn that girl is a corps slore.
by donkeypuncher1 April 8, 2010
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Romp Slompin

The act of indulging in masturbating with feces using only the right hand, while at the same time with the head is inserted into a toilet (Used or unused I personally prefer used) the left hand is then spat on for lube and used to finger the anus furiously until ejaculation.
Bro last night my girl sent me nudes so I sent her a video of me romp slompin. I guess she didn't think it was as hot as I thought it was because now i'm a registered sex offender.
by Papa Lasaga January 24, 2020
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slorche

The act of looking like you are doing absolutely nothing productive with your life
"Hey Kopcha, let's go to the gym"

"Nah, I'm just gonna slorche here and play call of duty today"
by King Slorche November 3, 2013
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Slor

A mythical monster referenced in Ghostbusters
Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
by Ward-o April 15, 2007
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