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Sloppy Joe

At SUNY Maritime, we have a tradition of Mugs giving each other a "Sloppy Joe." A "Sloppy Joe" is the act of rubbing and tugging until you get some baby batter in your hand. Walk up to a friend or foe and give them an old slap in the face with your baby juice. To make it extra sloppy, rub your hands together and get your protein shake extra tacky.
I saw a MUG in the engine room give another MUG a Sloppy Joe. Hope he enjoys salty treats.
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Elseroad managed to skate past every major activity in the work center and still get an extra day off and now owes everyone a sloppy joe.
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When you eat a girl out when she is having her period. Much tastier than the one that you buy at the market.
Man, I was hungry last night. Luckily, my girlfriend came over and I had a Sloppy Joe.
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The act of one person pooping into another person's rectum and then engaging in anal sex with the receiving rectum.
Did you kiss her?
No, but I gave her a Sloppy Joe.
by CaitlynJennersVagina January 11, 2016
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When you drop a deuce and your significant other uses the feces as lubricant to jack you off.
Mike, "Hey bro how was last night with Sally?"
Tom , "She tried to give me a sloppy joe but the stank of my dank made me go limp."
Mike, " Ya'll nasty as hell."
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While in the midst of it, you ask preferably a female to lie on her side and shat. Once it starts coming out (approx 3 inches) you slam her butt cheeks together forming an ass hamburger. You then proceed to open the butt cheeks back up and eat it like a sloppy joe.
I told Steve his breath smelled like absolute shit to which he replied," no shit partner... I just ate a sloppy joe". Shitty bastard....
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when two people have anal sex while one is constipated
guy #1: Fuck i made a mistake last night

guy #2: what happened?

guy #1: i had a sloppy joe last night

guy #2: wow you have some really bad luck
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