Sloppy Joe

After fornicating a menstruating vagina (if you're stupid,after fucking a bleedin' pussy), rub your penis vigorously about her lips and chin, thus creating the illusion
of having eaten a Sloppy Joe.

I fucked that raggin' bitch then fed her a Sloppy Joe!

by DirtyFlyBoyz November 10, 2006

Sloppy Joe

You soak a load of toilet paper to get it nice and moist and then you lob it at any window/car/person/unexpecting victim/arab/expecting victim or any other object you would want to throw wet loo roll at.

I was walking to work and I got sloppy joe all over me

by TJ Baxter March 4, 2009

Sloppy Joe

An Italian man that wears a dirty wife-beater.

person 1: Damn did you see sloppy Joe?
person 2: Yeah he had sauce all over his wife-beater.

by susie wong February 20, 2008

Sloppy Joe

A joint that was rolled so sloppy it bothers the smoker(s).

-Ay who rolled this sloppy Joe?
-i did my bad i was in a hurry.
-i don't care if you had your balls waxed off you never roll a sloppy Joe.

by StonedAge November 23, 2010

Sloppy Joe

The act of taking a poop in a woman's vagina while on her period and then having sex with her therefore creating a sloppy joe with your poop acting as the beef and the woman's period blood acting as the seasoning.

A dirty girl enjoys a nice Sloppy Joe.

Annie wanted to have sex on her period, so I decided to give her a Sloppy Joe.

by SexWolf December 31, 2013

Sloppy Joe

The act of shitting on a girls chest and then mashing her tits together

Yo, my girl friend just let me Sloppy Joe her!!

by crazyj237 May 1, 2011

Sloppy Joe

This is when you are having anal intercourse and while u are having sex with him/her(makes it better when persons name is joe), the person that is being sodamized goes poop. You continue to have sex with her making it sloppy.

Sloppy Joe:
Buns-Guy or Girls bum
Chile-Shit

by Jason Stanley July 20, 2006