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Sledgehammer Crotch

The soreness one feels in their vagina the day after they have been pounded especially rough and/or hard.
I can barely walk this morning because I have such a wicked case of sledgehammer crotch.
by Semore Buttes January 18, 2011
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alabama sledgehammer

1. The act of ramming one's fist up a partner's anus forcibly, from a distance of at least one foot.
Steve: Hey, Greg, why're you limping today?
Greg: Man, Jorge gave me an Alabama Sledgehammer last night, and I can't walk straight...
by Sting0 December 28, 2007
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Wisconsin Sledgehammer

When you cup your penis using the scrotal sack so that the balls are in line with the head of the penis, then use as a hammer on someone's head. Similar to a mushroom stamp.
I woke up to the smell of musty cheese, only to see my friend trying to give me a Wisconsin Sledgehammer
by Huggabear July 13, 2012
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sledgehammer facelift

A violent act of rearranging someone's face with a sledgehammer; a song by Deathcore band, Rose Funeral.
The rioter gave their victim a sledgehammer facelift.
by Anime-Freak96 July 17, 2017
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egyptian sledgehammer

the act of removing one's penis during anal sex, and upon noticing it to be covered in tanish shit, slapping it against your partner.
i gave megan a mean egyptian sledgehammer last night
by starfishmutilater December 10, 2010
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Nazi Sledgehammer

Shitting in a condom and freezing it to make a dildo.
"Shit, I forgot the dildo"
"Well have you got a condom?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I'll make us a Nazi Sledgehammer"
by DeepFriedFrog'sLegs October 22, 2014
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Salty sledgehammer

smashing your child's head onto a kurb with a sledgehammer whilst singing kumbaya.
by RUSSIA BRUSHING NIGMA February 11, 2020
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