non-scientist 

someone who is not an expert in science

Flattening the curve is not effective says the non-scientist.

non-scientist by timlight April 23, 2020

Facebook scientist 

A person who gets all their news and information from Facebook. This person usually thinks he or she has a broad knowledge about things like global warming, conspiracy theories, illnesses etc. simply because they read about it on Facebook.

Karen gets all her information about COVID-19 and global warming from Facebook. She is a Facebook scientist.

Facebook scientist by NibbaDibba August 8, 2020

bottle rocket scientist 

A proven meathead. Someone who is a blithering idiot.

That redneck is a bottle rocket scientist.

bottle rocket scientist by DaHolmes January 29, 2023

dumbshit scientist 

A scientist that does dumbshit things

I’m a dumbshit scientist

dumbshit scientist by Your dad that you never knew August 18, 2019

Creation Scientist 

An oxy-moron. (With the emphasis on the latter.)

Creation Scientist: The Big Bang Theory violates the First Law of Thermodynamics, and is therefore wrong. This proves that God created the universe.

Real Scientist: But creation by God also violates the First Law of Thermodynamics, so that theory must be wrong, too. You can't have it both ways.

Creation Scientist: (pause) Burn in Hell!

Creation Scientist by AzISeeIt April 19, 2011

scientist

A free-thinking idividual that applies rules of logic, reason and experimentation to see how the world works, i.e a type of philosopher.

scientist by Dr Agnostic August 10, 2003

Scientistic 

Another word for scientist.

Wow, I've never seen Mikey this scientistically inclined when he's high!

Scientistic by Killercoke2 August 8, 2019