The Scoobert Doobert

The sexual act of shitting on your partner, the continually scratching the shit of your asshole by dog-scooting on your partner's bare chest.

I wasn't in love with him until he handcuffed me to the bed and did the Scoobert Doobert!

by PanicaLemur April 23, 2018

skooger

A male cougar who has sexual relations with a his female counter-part. Despite these sexual relations, this cougar has a fetish for overweight Polish women. This cougar is also fluent in Google Translate.

This type of Cougar spends his leisure time giving it to his roommate and practicing self-defense in the art of Karate.

Sk-Sk-Sk-SKOOGER

by KYLESKOOGER January 27, 2011

Skooter

Also called a Snail Trail. The act of sliding ones vagina across the face of an unsuspecting victim, usually one who is passed out from acute alcohol sleeps. Similar to the male version called Tea Bagging.

Driver totally Skootered Lora at the after party. I think Lora was awake and enjoying it though.

by Asymptotical October 17, 2014

stoober

Someone who stoops below another persons level in an argument.

Don't be a stoober, let it go Bro.

(man 1) "Your the dumbest person I know. "
(man 2) "Oh yeah... You sleep with sheep."

Man 2 is a stoober.

by DjStarr January 15, 2016

scoober snacks

when your smoking a blunt and weed gets in your mouth

Person 1: Can we smoke out of a bong?Person 2: Of course, wouldn't want to get any scoober snacks !

by bethalwaysfalls December 24, 2016

Skoozer

some one who is particularly good at an activity related to weed.

After your friend takes a fat hit:

"you're such a Skoozer"

After your friend rolls a nice looking joint

“That joint is a Skoozer”

by Shy to da low January 25, 2022

Scoobert Doobert

An indie musician who named his band after a meme and now wears a dog mask on stage.

Scoobert Doobert produced the new CHAI record.

by Bobson Dugnut September 15, 2022