skintervention

noun. The act of taking measures to heal a very troubled skin condition such as bad acne, eczema, psoriasis, rosacea, etc. Trying anything you can to achieve healthy, smooth, irritation-free skin.

She was so embarrassed and fed up with her acne covered face. She'd tried everything she could find at the drug store and all the products advertised in TV infomercials but nothing worked. Finally, she decided it was time to see a specialist for a skintervention.

by diamondgirl16 October 16, 2012

Shiternet

When your internet is a steaming pile of shit and does nothing but crash websites, streaming services, and makes you want to throw your device like a bowling ball at group of babies and puppies.

My shiternet won’t let me watch midget porn.

I’m trying to binge through Come Fly With Me but my shiternet keeps doing me dirty.

by BabyDee22 May 11, 2018

Shiternet

Someone with shitty internet

Bro, why do u have shiternet. He’s lagging so much

by DanTheMan647866 August 20, 2021

spicternet

Bad wifi/internet connection; usually in the context of someone of Hispanic/Latin descent.

Esteban: *Cuts out while speaking in a discord VC*
Everyone Else in the Call: "There goes his spicternet again!"

by mogusbott March 9, 2022

Sinternet

Really bad internet
Sin Internet
Sin-ternet
Geddit?

Man 1: Dude, an I come to your house to play CoD while i get the carpets cleaned?
Man 2: Nah mate, my place has sinternet

by w33d lord xD October 4, 2016

kinternet

Part of the internet supply that is used especially by younger people, e.g. teeny chat rooms and childish you-tube vids. Most juveniles go on the kinternet after having returned home from school or kindergarten and after having received clearence to do so from parents with beginning ability to read and write.

Hop-o-my-thumb: May I watch Sponge-Bob on tv, Mum?

Mum: Are you crazy?

Hop-o-my-thumb: You are so bad, mum. Yesterday I wanted to watch Tele-tubbies and you did not allow. I hate you!

Mum: ok, ok, you may go on the kinternet then.

by Manfy Sauty January 17, 2008

Shiternet

When you have a shitty internet connection. Mostly occurs at Lycoming college.

-Dude why is youtube not loading? I wanna show you this video.

- Sorry man we have shiternet here at school. Sucks...

by metalmilitia1 January 12, 2010