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Sketchial Needs

Sketchial Needs people are in everyones life, whether it be the ones wandering your school, inhabiting the local Tim Horton's for hours upon hours or in the mall doing something questionable.

Sketchial Needs is where they are NOT special needs, but just weird and sketchy, and do weird things that make you stop and think for a moment "maybe they ARE special needs". They lack any fashion sense. All ability to be cool, despite their fervent efforts and make fools out of themselves constantly. However there is no excuse for such a personality because they are completely able to fix themselves and become awesome.
The totally ballin Tim Horton's worker Tyler leans against the counter as someone with Sketchial Needs walks in.

"Oh great, heres Mrs. Sketchial Needs again" he says to Brittany.
She replies " ugh shes going to pretend to talk on her cellphone and write with 2 pens again!!"
by A Timmies Hoe April 5, 2010
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Scotching

What Pork Scotch does all day long and never gets bored doing it. This detestable activity includes wearing silly shorts you've no right to wear when you're well into your 60s, rattling bunches of keys because it makes you feel important, going out with ugly goofy old women, driving a ridiculous half-car, wearing snot-yellow coats because you're terrified of a drop of rain, listening to gay South African music and most importantly having a barbecue at least once a day in the Summer.
What's Pork Scotch up to today?

Surprisingly enough he's doing some Scotching.

Doesn't he ever get bored of it?

Nope. The tedious old twat has nothing better to do.
by flappy dickwad August 20, 2009
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Sketchin

To feel the negative effects of Drugs..
After tripping on two hits of LSD.. I was sketchin really hard after the party.. I felt like shit...
by chuckthefuk January 16, 2006
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Seething Mald Syndrome

A chronic sickness where the patient reaches terminal levels of mald. This can happen by thinking dark fantasy is Kanye Wests best song or blocking your friends on every platform. Life expectancy is usually 1-2 weeks after diagnosis.
Lotte Blocked us on every platform, I think he might have “Seething Mald Syndrome”.
by rexz April 6, 2021
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etch a sketchin'

v: to have to repeatedly flush, in order to remove the drawing that your turd left on the bottom of your porcelan throne.
"Damn... after eatin all those pork ribs n potato salad, I was really etch a sketchin' to hide the poop painting from my shorty."
by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008
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kart skitching

The act of placing a shopping cart on the passenger side of a car, and having the passenger lean out the window, while hanging onto the cart. The driver then accelerates the car to the highest speed possible. Then the passenger pushes the cart away aiming for a curb, building, etc. The bigger the crash the better.
dude, we should totally go kart skitching tonight.
by nipples May 24, 2007
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sketchie

Someone on a college campus who neither attends the college nor knows any one who does. Often implies a certain level of seediness as well as a general lack of propriety.
It's the sketchies that steal bikes on campus, not fellow college students.
by ncf '13 August 22, 2009
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