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sylvester stallone 

Great actor, has done some great movies in his time such as the Rocky series, Cliffhanger, Demolition Man and who could forget Rambo, those are just some of his movies. Although a good actor he seems to be shrinking, don't ask me I just tell it like it is. Birth complications, caused by forceps, resulted in paralysis of the lower left side of his face, manifested by a perennial snarl and slurred speech. Most noticeable when he is yelling.
Sylvester Stallone is a good actor but I have no fucking clue why he was in spy kids 3.
sylvester stallone by Oz January 17, 2005
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silverstein 

the worlds greatest musical band of all time
legends rome the earth under the names of shane told billy hamilton josh bradford neil boshart and paul koehler.
they arent human they are gods.
i live my life for one thing only to serve the members of the band SILVERSTEIN
silverstein by jtralphen May 22, 2006

silverstareagle 

A really nice person who frequents the Neocolours Forums from Italy.
(posting really nice things on the Neocolours Forums)
silverstareagle by Anonemouse October 25, 2004

Shel Silverstein

The god of ALL poetry.
Rest in peace, Shel Silverstein :'(

"Needles and pins
Needles and pins
Sew me a sail
To catch me the wind"
-Needles and Pins, Shel Silverstein
Shel Silverstein by ~C February 14, 2009

silvestri junior high 

Home to the largest population of Asian people you will ever meet, and they all think that they are better than you. All they wear is adidas and high end clothing brands like Bape while they complain about how poor they are. Also all of the Asian boys wear obnoxious man buns in their hair.
Silvestri Junior High: if you aren't Asian, we will pretend like you don't exist. (Unless you wear hoop earrings, then you are accepted by us)

Silverstein 

A musical mathematical man who teaches young christian gents and impulsively adopts black children. Silversteins are often found in nature doing things such as rocking mommas, and expressing his mating call of BERRR. He is a reliable dude, who you can always count on to demolish your self esteem.
student: im such a disappointment to the creators of math

student 2: what a total Silverstein thing to do.
Silverstein by not 3skins but 4 December 6, 2019

shell silverstein 

when you take a girl home from the bar, she drops a deuce before, you start banging her, she has her period all over your bed, you pretend to cum, you tell her to leave, and to top it off you send her a venmo request for new sheets
wow i really shell silversteined that girl last night
shell silverstein by mrmccoy19 June 26, 2019