Shortanese

A powerful language discovered by Monitor.

SHORTANESE IS TOO POWERFULL

by WebkinzWoof November 8, 2016

Domestic Shorthair

Shorthaired lesbian who is skilled in domestic skills

Hanna Hart from my drunk kitchen is a dreamy domestic shorthair

by Fruitandcheesebat February 18, 2019

shortlands

epic suburban area between beckenham and bromley. quite possibly the next world power. full of very awesome people and great connections to london, sevenoaks, orpington etc. probably safer than your local police station.

"you wanna go to shortlands?"
"where else? xD"
"the empire shall prevail!"

by toast man March 28, 2010

shortmans' syndrome

Highly toxic degenerative complex that often affects males 5'8" or less in stature.

Can have a seroiusly adverse affect on those within earshot of persons afflicted with this unfortunate condition.

Symptoms and side affects of shortmans' syndrome can include:

- Snide, nasty bitchy comments and one-up-man-ship about anyone employed to work with/for the shortman
- Insecure behaviour, especially when others joke about small penises
- A fast car with a long bonnet
- Often seen "hanging out" at that bar, either sitting bolt upright on a bar stool or slouching in a booth, bragging loudly and buying anyone/everyone drinks and then getting really annoyed when no-one reciprocates

by Jasminenz January 9, 2009

Shirtmando

To wear a sweatshirt or such with no shirt underneath. specifically in a public place

Dude today i was going shirtmando and forgot and took off my jacket. girls flocked in my direction

by woodyleafs November 25, 2010

shithandler

Someone who handles shit.

Look at that farmer touching all that pig shit. What shithandler.

by theredfalco May 11, 2016

Shorthawk

A really cool short dude with a mohawk or mohawk like hairdo done with curly hair.

Hey, Shorthawk, what's up?

by Devious X May 4, 2011