by junjunnie November 21, 2021
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Tall Geezer: You're so short hahahaha
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Tall Geezer: oh I'm so sorry I ever called you short
*Short King has hot gay sex*
Short King: *shows huge cock*
Tall Geezer: oh I'm so sorry I ever called you short
*Short King has hot gay sex*
by Ball Tickler 3000 January 5, 2023
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Get the short king sunday mug.A blonde short king is someone who rules over their friend group with passion and calmness, everyone will just flock to him like moths to a flame. The blonde short king is someone who will never be disputed. That stood until a scruff from barnsleh came and betrayed him on a trip to twickenham that saw many contraversial tiktok posts. They eventually made up.
by KingAdamWorshipsAkkaLdz July 26, 2025
Get the Blonde Short King mug."Short King (noun): A vertically challenged individual who may not reach great heights (182 cm), but they've mastered the art of standing tall in life's little victories. Like pocket-sized superheroes, Short Kings bring their unique flair to the world, offering the perfect armrest for tall friends and the undeniable charisma of a fun-sized dynamo. Short Kings are proof that great things come in small packages.
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