shillary

The practice of planting a shill in an audience for the purpose of controlling questions and comments directed to the speaker; as in a political forum.

"Senator, are we to understand you have utilized shillary in a effort to gain popularity in this campaign?"

by Donda & Sandi December 9, 2007

shoelace express

The means of transportation you employ when walking somewhere.

"I've been taking the shoelace express to work ever since that bitch wrecked my car."

by Sean February 16, 2005

shillan

Shillan is the most beautiful woman in the world.
Her name means flower in arabic.
Shes literally the best living woman to exist on earth.
She deserves the best of the best because she literally is the best even tho she doesnt realise that.
She loves drawing and shes always ready to help others.

Guy1= have you seen Shillan?

Guy2= Yh of course you can easily recognize her.
Guy1=You are right bro, she’s beautiful

by idk.tbh June 2, 2021

German Shoelaces

The act of backing up into someone's face while they're bending over to tie their shoes, for the sole purpose of farting directly into their face. This act can be performed without removing your pants, but it is hilarious to do it with your pants down. For optimal performance, consider eating Ex-Lax before performing this act to brown-wash your victim.

They say the German Shoelaces will grow hair on your chest -- if it doesn't burn the hair out of your nose, first. Hope you don't get a turd to the eyeball, man!
Whoa! That German Shoelaces gave him a turdy Hitler moustache! Sick, man!

by Donkey Punching Queen July 14, 2011

shoelace

To emotionally tie your partner down in a relationship.

(Not to be confused with any sexual act).

Ted: Sorry, Mike. My girlfriend made plans for next weekend, too.

Mike: Man, we never hang out anymore. She has shoelaced you, and you don't even realize it.

by Bryce King January 23, 2011

I like your shoelaces

A *secret* phrase used to try to identify fellow bloggers from Tumblr. Used on other websites or in real life regardless of the footwear they are wearing.

The correct response is "I stole them from the president."

"Hey, uh... I like your shoelaces?"
"I stole them from the president *snigger*"
(Exchange URLs etc)

by elemeno-pee.tumblr.com November 20, 2012

shellalegh

A wooden club with a large end.

In the movie Gangs of New York, Brendan Gleeson played the character Walter 'Monk' McGinn, who at the beginning of the movie offered to fight on 'Priest' Vallon's (Liam Neeson) side. Monk McGinn's weapon was a shellalegh that he etched into for every time he killed a man with it.

by comicfl December 25, 2007