shnerf

The only word required to speak chinese; The correct answer to any question

1. "你是如何做" "shnerf."
2. "Yo I was playing destructo truck an-" "shnerf."

by shnerfmonster September 12, 2011

Schmerfect

A better word than perfect

Your actually Schmerfect shxyy

by FxckRyaan December 12, 2013

shmerm

fag ass nigga. a herb. a dude who will try to patrol guy ass

your a shmerm ass nigga

by neal and bob September 4, 2008

Smerfing

Smart Nerds Fucking

At last year's MENSA convention, there was way too much smerfing.

by WordMann68 February 22, 2011

shmeefed

The word shmeefed is used to describe the level of ones high. There is sober, high, boofed, booted and zooted, and the ultimate high completion is considered as shmeefed.

Lucas: Yo kallen I’m trying to get so high today!
Kallen: Wait! Dude are you trying to get shmeefed!
Lucas: Bro i wanna get shmeefed today dawg!

by Lucas.d.69 June 2, 2019

smerf

to hit someone in the face with your penis (or strap-on)

also smerfed, smerfing

I pulled out and smerfed her at the last sec, did ya know jizz can give you pinkeye?

by Ce'nedra April 15, 2005

Shmarf

Someone who is adorable and you love them more than a best friend but your not completely in love with them, and they are probably the person you can trust most in your life, much more than family.

Tori: Hey your my smush
Sara: Well your my shmarf

by Sara | Lizz March 5, 2009