Shlappy Depressants

The strongest most hard hitting psychedelics that will ever exist. You will proceed to fuck anything that moves and there is a 98% chance you will catch a rape case every time dropping these. Once you take a singular shlappy you will instantly want to kill yourself. Never take the shlappy depressant.

Phil: "Yo did you hear Ben dropped fucking 3 shlappy depressants!"
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."

by bigstrappingcowboy October 4, 2022

Shlappa

a girl who wears skanky clothing and is popular and thinks she can fit in anywhere

check out that chick in the tiny miniskirt! she is such a shlappa

by Bethany August 2, 2004

smapple

a smashed or smooshed up apple

that truck collision in Vermont smappled about 30 bushels of red delicious!!!

by mattattackdana2 February 28, 2011

shappy

Adj. / noun

1)
Shappy: to be happy, joyous, overly- amazing in every way possible, and quite factually the coolest thing that ever walked the planet lol

2)
SHappy: of or referring to the person or thing that is named shappy and shares the sames characteristics as the adj.

Example: THis shappy pink lemonade is quite refreshing!

Example: Shappy, you are a verrrrrrrrryyyyyy shappy person!!!!!!

by d e f January 9, 2009

Shapping

The act of masturbation while simultaneously taking a shit.

Leroy, you've been in there for 20 minutes. What, are you shapping?

by Rozma December 6, 2012

shrappy

A compound of "Crappy" and "Shitty." Meaning is the same, but one may get away with expressing those same feelings without actually cussing in this case.

I was in a shrappy mood after I was fired from Debbie's Sex Emporium.

by bobo the monkey March 18, 2003

Smappling

A game involving apples and a tennis racquet in which participants throw the apples into the air and proceed to hit them as hard as they can, causing the apple to explode. Everyone is a winner when you smapple. The season begins on 4/20 and lasts through summer.

"If we go smappling, we're going to need some more apples"

by smappleholic April 21, 2013