shnarkledarn

when you are extremely mad and you don't want to swear, just use "shnarkledarn"!

if you stub your toe and your parents are around, just shout "shnarkledarn"

by finnwolfhardlover011 January 16, 2018

Sharpless

One in an office environment, particularly a loner who is physically repugnant and socially unredeeming in any way, who seeks to maneuver by heirarchal flattery and other banal officespace machiavellian tactics more attractive and socially agile co-workers out of their jobs with the sad notion that they will not be around to draw desperately needed female attention from him. Always lives alone. Collects comic books and old rock albums. Assumes the attutude of a hipster without possessing any hipster qualities. Apparently unware of shoulder flakes. Will typically work as an editor and will fire interns who don't sleep with him.

Ugh. That's the third time this week that sharpless loser has asked me out to dinner so we can discuss my writing.

by Dharma Bum April 12, 2004

shlurple my purple

To suck something purple i.e. a penis

"shlurple my purple"

also "shlurple the purple"

by Tony Dodds November 28, 2007

Slappled

A combination of the word "slap" and the computer company Apple. Used to express the occurrence (although rare) when anything manufactured by Apple ends up causing grief/frustration.

Bill: Hey, my iPod Mini just crashed on me! What do I do?

Steve: Ha! You just got slappled!

by [e-mail] August 17, 2007

Sharples

Boogers that cut the inside of the nose causing it to bleed.

My sharples were so bad I had to see a doctor.

by Lenny Backstrom June 17, 2018

shlample

a drunkenly slurred form of "sample" and "slam" combined
originally as in to hook up with/ have sex with someone
(to "shlample" someone)

but in can replace any verb of your choosing

also spelt schlample

"i really want to shlample him"
"can i shample that shirt sometime?"
"i would could totally shlample some ice cream right now"
"lets shlample somewhere else"
"like shlample?"

by bougie girls May 25, 2008

Sharped

To leave a online first person shooter game (e.i. Call of duty, halo of battlefield) mid- way threw because he or she dislikes their KDR (kill/death ratio)

damnit ZoNgToKeZ just SHARPED IT!

by Sushi415 January 13, 2012