fucked up shit

An extremely unacceptable situation, especially one that involves a high degree of bad luck or unfairness.

After being crapped on by a bird for the third time in one day, Roger remarked "Man, this is some fucked up shit."

by Treebor July 22, 2007

fucked to shit

The art of being so deep, one cannot begin to even think of surfacing back into the normality of life.

'Charles, you didn't make the last pick up on time. That's three in a row. Consider yourself fucked to shit.'

by G-man From Mish September 4, 2008

fucked up shit

something extremely perverted or gross. often used in shock or awe.

wow, you just ate your vomit willingly? that is some fucked up shit.

by andrew September 11, 2004

I fucked the shit out of her

The original meaning was literally when a man uses his penis to stimulate a woman’s G-spot during sex which causes intense orgasmic muscle contractions leading to the woman involuntary defecating. The sentence was a boast as to the prowess of one’s sexual ability and had less of impact if the said woman had pre-existing fecal incontinence problems. Often used by over 65 adults due to the age in which it was first used.

As the term became more widespread, it started to mean simply having intense sex without the any defecation involved.

ex1: “Ethel got it good last week. I fucked the shit out of her. She never had it like that before and was thankful for the rubber sheets on my bed.”

ex2: “I wasn’t really into Mortimer. When I finally slept with him, he fucked the shit out of me. I felt so mortified and he kept laughing and pumping harder as it came out. It felt good but far too shameful. So… no, I won’t be seeing him again.”

by kagekirazuul August 1, 2021

fucked up shit

To have ones shit fucked up

After losing to TROGDOR Billy was depressed to the point of suicide. TROGDOR Fucked billy's shit up.

by NADROJ January 21, 2004

fucked my shit

To defeat, obliterate, destroy, harm, or damage.

Derived from the euphemism "to fuck up," and "shit,"defined as objects or belongings.
Synonyms: own, pwn

Not to be confused with fuck shit up

That chem exam fucked my shit. I failed for sure.

by thehurricane7 October 5, 2010

fucked up shit

Urinating and covering a dying woman with shaving cream.

Anderson shouted "this is YouTube material" as he urinated on - and later smothered shaving foam over - the victim, an elderly woman who had collapsed near his Hartlepool house.

The old woman's last words were reported to be "this is some fucked up shit!"

by My essence has no names October 2, 2007