piss shit

When you've had a heavy night and the first thing in the morning (or several times in the morning) you regret it.

OMG i've just had the craziest piss shit in my life, pissing through your arse isn't pleasant.

by cmts October 2, 2009

piss shits

1) when you are urinating after defecating, and you proceed to defecate small, jelly-bean shaped waste from your anus. 2) a way of humorously describing a reaction to something that is really bad, or something that you wish to exaggerate. 3) a massive watery diarrhea burst.

1) When I got the piss shits last night while sitting on the bowl, I got piss water in my ass. 2) I got so freaked out by that dude jumping out from behind the wall, I got the piss shits. 3) I ate at White Castle last night and got a severe case of piss shits.

by Mills Fokk August 1, 2009

the shit and the piss

the Hawthorn Football Club.

I'm keen to see the shit and the piss get up against the Liberal Party (Carlton) on the weekend.

by tigga72 January 12, 2009

shit and piss and cum

when you are shitting and pissing and cumming everywhere

"yo what are you doing"-some guy
"bro I am so scared I have reached a state of perfect shit and piss and cum"-scared dude

by Shit and piss and cum man November 19, 2020

shit on the piss

Cant drink alcohol without feeling sorry for himself.

Man, Robbo was so drunk on the weekend, carrying on like a little bitch, he's so shit on the piss.

by SandraDee181 February 3, 2021

piss shitting

My wife said its when you have the runs so bad she pisses out of both holes.

I just got back from the bathroom piss shitting I am so sick.

by Forest89 October 4, 2017

Piss shit

Giving birth.

"It must've hurt when your mum piss shit you out" -said to Adam Woodhall circa 2005

by 9A Slang March 11, 2009