shitcone

The area of potential projection of faeces originating from the point of exit (anus) encapsulating all possible directions in which fecal matter may be found after defecation.

Timmys shitcone failed to reside entirely inside the basin.

by dukerattlehead March 11, 2008

Alaskan shitcone

When a man shits it in two ice cream cones and shoves one up his boyfriends ass and another one in his mouth.

Matt: dude you should totally give me a Alaskan shitcone!

by Gabby k March 9, 2015

shitcow

An extremely large person that resembles a cow but is really a piece of shit.

Goddamn, look at that shitcow.

by Solish December 8, 2004

shitplowed

the act of intentionally setting off on a course of drunkeness that some may never find.
A state of complete drunkeness.

Did you see that, Buck? He's completely shitplowed after chugging a fifth of jager and chasing it with two red bulls.

by Nate M. February 1, 2006

government shitdown

In a shithole (shithouse) country under one party rule, but where the ruling party somehow can't avoid a government shutdown.

To celebrate the first anniversary of of the Trump Presidency, the Republicans led the US to a government shitdown.

by NeologianPJG January 20, 2018

Shitcon

Shitcon is like defcon but for shitting.

We better find a gas station soon, I'm at shitcon 1.
(Moments later)
I need to go home...I shit my pants.

by fattyJ April 21, 2006

shitflower

When one deposits the used toilet paper to the wall, after defacation, so that the feces makes the paper stick to the wall. Several are usually arranged in a bouquet of stinky oragamy.

Missy was irritated with the condition of the truck stop restroom, so she left some shitflowers after pushing out a muddy Stuckey Nutlog.

by Eman1187 May 7, 2009