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shit and run

Similar to "hit and run", a "shit and run" refers to when a person ( usually stupid ) insults you with a crappy insult, then runs away before you have a chance to respond.
Idiot: omg u liek suck *runs away*
Me: Shit and runner!
by Jango October 16, 2004
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Shit and Run

When the results of a prank, or act in general, take a negative spin leaving the prankster in a shitload of trouble.
Barry: (throws rock and breaks window) SHIT! (and runs)
William: He totally pulled a "shit and run."
by Lola Drift. December 9, 2008
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When someone takes a dump and doesn't flush, leaving the mess for the next unsuspecting bathroom-user to deal with.
"Dude, DO NOT go in there. Someone just did the biggest shit-and-run I've ever seen."
by Giant Labbit December 6, 2009
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Shit and Run

The act of posting to an internet forum, message board or social networking site for the sole purpose of antagonizing others with angry or insulting posts, and then quickly disappearing. Usually adds nothing of substance to the ongoing conversation. Also see: Trolling.
"That guy came in here, told us we all suck, and never posted again. Guess he's a 'shit and run' poster".
by Peppy Zippy Zoo November 6, 2014
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the motherfucker who used the stall before me did a shit and run!
by hotsezygirl59949338 January 28, 2020
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Shit and Run

When you go into a store that offers their restrooms to paying customers only but you sneak in a deuce and a piss and evacuate the premises immediately before the cashier/manager notices your shit and run.
I stumbled into a convenience store that had a “Customers Only” sign on the bathroom door but I didn’t have a penny to pay but had to make a large deposit so I committed a “shit and run”
by Vic Ferrari May 27, 2020
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Shit and Run Felony

When someone shits in a public restroom and leaves the scene without flushing the poop.
Me: I'm telling you man, I really needed to take a shit while on break and I saw that someone committed a Shit and Run Felony in the second stall.
by Arakdiel April 28, 2023
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