shissert

1. When you get food on your clothes (preferably something sweet) and either you or your pet lick it up.
2. A combination of “shirt”and “dessert."

After I eat my dinner, my dog will jump on me looking for shissert.

by ttbrowncoat July 21, 2022

To take a shiss

While thinking your just taking a piss and to your dismay a little bit of shit comes out.

At urinal:

Guy 1: "dude I just shissed my pants"

Guy 2: "If your going to take a shiss, you should sit while you pee, pussy."

by Chakro Z aka Cisco February 17, 2010

Shiss

To shit and piss, all in one sitting.

1) Dude! Pull over! I gotta take a Shiss!

2) God damn it! I think Gary just shissed himself!

by The shissmaster October 20, 2009

shissing

A combination of shiting and pissing, you’d say it when something is really funny

Bro i’m shissing so hard

by yourmomscousin April 24, 2020

shitusay

1) short for "Shit You Say" normally punctuated as an exclamated question 2) credulity 3) are you serious? 4) forget that mess 5) Bullshit you are saying

its not always a question but is always punctuated with a the classic "!?" or "?!"

shitusay there was bestiality at the party?!; shitusay this is decaf?!; Arnold Schwarzenegger became Governor? shitusay!? that N-Word Jim ate all the waffels? shitusay, and you did not murk that fool!?

by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010

Shiss

When you are walking your dog and he attempts to lift his leg to take a piss, then re-thinks he has to shit. Resulting in a dog shitting with his one leg up. Very comical!

Good Ol' Taz took a shiss on that rock out of piss/shit confusion.

by Tiptop77 November 28, 2012

Skisus

The rad, robe-wearing, bearded deity of skiing. Often used by powder-seeking skiing fanatics looking for the perfect day on the slopes. Skisus is the force behind both a great day of runs or broken bones - depending upon how he has been praised or offended.

Holy Skisus, Chet! Did you see the sweater puppies on that ski bunny?

I prayed to Skisus last night to give us some sick powdery runs for today's fun on the mountain.

You better pray to Skisus that we make it through these moguls unharmed!

by The Red Bastard September 16, 2012