Shivering Dik-dik

When your pet lathers themself in peanut butter lube to slide in your asshole to keep warm.

Guy 1: my girl gave me the shivering dik-dik last night.
Guy 2: I thought that was for pets.
Guy 1: 😉

Guy 3: I thought you were single

by ThePotatoJesus March 19, 2023

slumbering lumber

a dick that won't get hard

Me - Adam suffers from slumbering lumber even when he isn't drinking.
Jack - He should really see a doctor. They have pills for that now

by docwhoomph July 12, 2010

shittering

Idiots who post their mental diarreah on Twitter 24/7 and shit all over the internet with ridiculous comments, and an ongoing commentary on their mundane lives.

Me, shittering away!!

I just took the biggest crap LOLZ
07:00 AM May 5th from web

I'm eating breakfast NOM NOM NOM
07:05 AM May 5th from web

OMG I have bad cramps from the pancakes for breakfast. *cries*
07:10 AM May 5th from web

Oh noes I need to take a shit again.
07:12 AM May 5th from web

I took a really good crap using Charmin toilet paper to wipe my arse!
07:15 AM May 5th from web

I am taking a shower.
07:20 AM May 5th from web

My dog farted...!
07:25 AM May 5th from web

I farted. LOLZ
07:30 AM May 5th from web

My dog took a crap on the neighbour's lawn.
07:35 AM May 5th from web

I'm going back to bed ZZZZZ
07:40 AM May 5th from web

by Dick Fitzmary May 13, 2009

shivering like a chihuahua

to be utterly excited about something to the point of near uselessness.

Did you see how excited Bill was when he met Mary? He was shivering like a chihuahua!

by Silver Moose April 28, 2010

Slumbering Haku

A grotesque sex act that involves one who wears a mask. The mask-wearer ejaculates all over himself and calls it a day. Usually occurs in front of other people and/or right before bedtime.

Haku whacks it and unloads all over his feet. This is a Slumbering Haku.

by Neglect September 23, 2010

Slumbering turtle

A poop that hasn't or won't come out, before it becomes a turtle head.

Keep your fingers out of the booty, there might be a slumbering turtle! #Kanye

by El Guapo Muchacho September 25, 2016

Shivering-toe

When a girls showing camel-toe in cold weather.

The inevitable clash of the evening chill and the tight pants evoked the shivering-toe, much to the delight of onlookers

damn it’s freezing tonight, I can’t believe she worse those pants tonight, that “toe” must be shivering!

I bet her camel-toe didn’t expect it to be this cold tonight, she’s got a shivering-toe!

by Fancy pants October 17, 2021