Shields factor

An unknown quantity, mysteriously approximated but never quantified.

Don't forget to account for the Shields factor when you drink that 8th beer.

by Mike Ryan May 14, 2004

Nerd Shields

Eyewear, specifically when they interfere with the action of kissing. The name refers to the awesome level of extreme nerdiness that is achieved when two people's glasses clink together while trying to orchestrate a kiss.

(moving in for a kiss) "Clink"
"Oh sorry, let me remove my nerd shields"
"Yes, I will remove mine as well"
"There we go"
"Much Better"

by Bunny Carrotstick January 11, 2009

Crossing Shields

Similar to crossing swords, but for women.

Hey Stacy! Wanna pee on each other?

OF COURSE. I LOVE CROSSING SHIELDS!!!!!!

by AllOutBattle September 5, 2011

shields up

the act of covering the face with the collar of your t-shirt in order to avoid the smell of flatulants.

Geez, Jimmy. That smells atomic. Shields up everyone.

by Bungalow Bill September 28, 2002

Blake shields

A fuck boy that’s beats girls and only wants the pics

Blake Shields is a pussy

by Blake shields May 29, 2018

Cum shields

Cum shields are you eyelashes

This guy cum on me face an me Cum shields saved if going in game eye

by Tortoise84 April 3, 2021

Amond shields

He’s a VERY LOUD person but he is fun to hang around unless you make him mad. Don’t mess with his friends because he loves them dearly. He also loves food and money but he’s fun to be around.

“Amond Shields turn down the music it’s too loud for us”

by Blueberries24 March 24, 2023