Shaping your beret

The act of preparing your mangina for weekend drill. As in shaving and moisturizing said area.

Sean are you shaping your beret in preparation for drill this weekend. Yes I am the guys are gonna love me for it.

by Mr. Greybush April 10, 2010

seeping dragon

An annual event on the Chinese New Year. It is when a girl spreads her asshole apart and volatile fluids (semen, blood, anal leakage, mudbutt, and other unnamed substances) seep out into the mouths of no more than 3-4 young men. After 15-20 seconds of gargling, the young men spray the fluids back at the face of the Chinese woman in an occulting manor. For professional seeping dragoners, they can ejaculate on the Chinese woman's petite knockers while spraying her face.

Woman: "Go gather no more than 2-3 of your buddies and we will go do a seeping dragon back at my place."
Man: "Aight sounds good, but you better lay out on you stomach so nothing seeps out of your asshole."

by CrippledAndBroken69 December 15, 2010

Shaping

Shaping, or the slang version "Mike Keithing", is when the shapeshifting master himself, aka Michael Keith, "shapes" into different shapes, items, and the new form of shaping, people. Exhibit A (Michael Keith) has spent many years perfecting the art of shaping by channeling his energy of the shape to preform various acts of "Mike Keithing", such as a giant penis, a toilet with puke in it, controllers of sorts, and the ever popular "Mike Keith tampon". Furthermore Exhibit A is known to shape in the blink of an eye, so watch out for things in your house, car, or even things on your body, as the Shapeshifting Master himself is likely be one of those items.

"I didn't have a costume for Halloween so i channeled my shaping energy to go as an octagon."

by Zaeros April 4, 2009

Seeping

The act of dry humping to ejaculation upon another person whilst trying to remain celobate. The juices seep through to the other party causing a transfer of fluids to their body. Related to "soaking" by Mormons but less invasive.

Christian an I remain pure but have added seeping to our relationship.

by vangloriousskookum March 21, 2018

sheeping boots

Tall boots, like the ones that the Texas Aggies Corp Senions have that are use to Fuck sheep. You simply catch the sheep and stick its hind legs in the boots and then fuck it. The tall boots prevent the sheep from getting away.

"Man Jim did you see the boots on that cowboy?" "You damn right I did. You know how easy it would be to fuck sheep with those" "Yeah those sheeping boots sure would make it easy.

by wpcustoms January 17, 2008

sheaing it

v. The act of consistantly obsessing about one individual, typically a female.

Dude, that guy likes her so much that he's fricken Sheaing it.

by DT_21 September 19, 2003

Shelping

The act by a female of giving unsolicited advice despite the fact she has little or no knowledge of the topic about which she is advising. It is derived from the claim “SHE was only HELPING” and often proceeds mansplaining. At least one non-profit organization exists to help end shelping.

I was trying to focus on turning off the busted water line, but she wouldn't stop shelping so I could think straight.

by SeniorTravel.TV June 6, 2018