Shamwow

V. To remove the penis from the vagina during intercourse just prior to ejaculation and subsequently ejaculating on the females abdomen. Then proceeding to pat down the ejaculate with an orange or yellow towel then flipping the towel over and repeating the process. After following the previous steps you must ring out the towel while saying sham WOW!!! The wow must be said with unbelievable enthusiasm.

to be shamwowed
i am shamwowing

I was having sex with tim on his bathroom sink when he shamwowed the shit out of me!!!

see also the shit out of

by JustinHimmelbaum February 05, 2009

Shamwow

When a girl's pussy is too wet, so you take her panties off, shove them up her pussy to dry it off, then shove them in her mouth before she can ask what you are doing.

That bitch was like a slip n' slide and I couldn't get any traction, so I gave her a good ol' fashioned Shamwow.

by Adamlumin93 May 13, 2021

Shamwow

Someone or something that can say/do anything and everything, except for telling the truth.

Wow, he's definitely a shamwow guy, I can just tell that he's lying to me about everything!

by NotZbolt,DefinitelyNOTZbolt October 18, 2021

Shamwow

To cum on a a girl, then wipe it off with a shamwow, and then proceed to wring it out on her face. Afterwords yelling shamwow

i just shamwowed that chick

by asdhlseye September 22, 2009

Shamwow

A breed of ultra absorbant towels that like to get high on marijuana.

Towelie from South Park is a marijuana smoking Shamwow.

by JoRo78 October 12, 2012

Shamwow

V. To remove the penis from the vagina during intercourse just prior to ejaculation and subsequently ejaculating on the females abdomen, then proceeding to beat the hell out of the woman and pat down the ejaculate and blood with a yellow, absorbent towel you bought off TV.

An example of this may be found on The Smoking Gun. Look for the Shamwow guy.

by Wyc April 06, 2009

shamwow

an all-purpose sex toy

it is an orange cloth that:
can cut yur dick in half
can soak up cum
can wash your cock
was made by nazis
holds 20 times it's weight in cum

satisfied shamwow customer: if your gonna wash your cock, you would be out of you mind not to own one of these

another satisfied shamwow customer: OOOOOOOHHH MY GOD

yet another satisified shamwow customer: all I can say is LOLOLOLOLOL

by a big bunghole May 21, 2009