Fairy Of Shampoo

An amazing txt song that makes moas ascend everytime they listen to it

Fairy Of Shampoo is heaven to the ears

by goofyeedam456 July 24, 2022

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Shampooing the ferret

a hand job. the up and down movement that simulates a ferret shampoo.

my wrist is sore from shampooing the ferret for about 20 minutes last night.

by asorethumb March 30, 2010

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shampoo loop

the occurrence of multiple shampooings or washing body parts during a shower because you get distracted and forget what you've already cleaned.

Writer: I had a great idea for a book this morning in the shower, but it led to a three round shampoo loop.

Friend: I hate that!

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Wife: You used all the hot water!

Husband: Sorry, I got stuck in a shampoo loop.

by bomt April 19, 2010

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shampoo effect

A residual drug or alcohol phenomonon in which, during a period after a heavy binge, only a small amount of the recently-abused substance is needed to re-activate your buzz. So named after what happens in the shower when you "rinse and repeat": only a tiny bit of shampoo is needed the second time around to achieve a full sudsy lather.

"Man, I've only had one bloody mary and I feel buzzed!"

"Shampoo effect, dude. You were blasted last night."

by Soave May 25, 2005

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Cincinnati Shoe Shampoo

Emptying your used condoms in somebody else's shoes. Typically done if the victim of the Cincinnati Shoe Shampoo interrupted a sexual act of the perpetrator or did something equally as offensive to the perpetrator.

Dude #1: "Your friend busted in on me and my girl doing the nasty so I gave him a Cincinnati Shoe Shampoo this morning."

Dude #2: "Gross dude, his feet probably smell like a protein shake now."

by Danny Torrenance's Finger January 14, 2009

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