shagmyster

A man who looks scruffy. Walks around like a meth monkey. Pale and toof less thinking he can have sex with other meth monkeys fentanyl ferrets and Percocet possums in ky-

Hey did u see shagmyster? There he goes! Chasing a fentanyl ferret

by Miss Understood81 February 4, 2022

hop on swagmasters

Slang for rough gay sex, commonly used by males who are fond of video games.

“Hey man, wanna hop on Swagmasters us later?”
“Sure, I just have to wait until I get back home goes to sleep”

by swagmaster pro June 18, 2021

shidmaster

the ruler of all things sexy, destructive and awesome (Peter is the Only shidmaster)

Penister: I AM the shidmaster!
Genital Fur: you ARE the shidmaster! let's make out!

by penister <3 genital fur April 13, 2005

Shaftmaster

n./adj. A more euphonic synonym for Cockmaster.

"Shut your filthy hole, you ass-blasting shaftmaster!"

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 4, 2003

spifmaster

The top of all spifulicious spifmiesters. Commonly recognized as someone with utter spiffness. This tends to lean towards those who have gained the ultimate level of the spif tier and has conquered all other levels of spifness. This can be compared the infinity of spifness. There is no higher level. You can't get any better.

"Rory, you have finally become the spifmaster"

by Spifmeister June 20, 2009

Sacmaster

When a male gets bit in the sac by an animal and gets stitches

What's up sacmaster

by Tjvaites2018 July 3, 2015

Swagmaster

A selfless nobody who epitomizes himself as a 'master' for wearing his hat backwards and wearing his sweat pants low so that we can see his rear and saying idiotic and unsophisticated phrases such as "swag," and "yolo," as well as speaking and pronouncing words in a way nobody can understand. Calling oneself a "swagmaster" is the most selfless thing one can do, and is among the primary reasons our generation is "screwed."

"Swagmaster": Sup dawg! Yo I got the illest shit ever!
"Normal person": Dude. If you're going to speak to my, annunciate the words correctly. And pull up your damn pants; you look like a complete moron.

by ourgenerationisindanger March 31, 2014