Stationary Cowgirl

To sit on a dick usually similar to how you would a chair with with stationary or very little movement

Sarah wanted to enjoy a movie but still wanted my dick so she pulled a Stationary Cowgirl on me.

by Kagari June 29, 2021

Samtionary

A collection of normally incoherent words, phrases, and actions that have come into use due to the idiosyncrasies common in certain individuals such as the village idiot, who can be classified as Samish or the like.

Wow Samantha, I can't believe you jumped off that thing. See, you got hurt! That was so stupid, and that...whatever it was you yelled, thats for sure going in the Samtionary!

by Phil #2 October 24, 2007

textionary

A compendium of terms related to text messaging

"In the textionary you will find helpful definitions to text related buzz words, such as flirxting, drixting, and sext messaging."

by Katrina Kaufman/Chris94 August 1, 2006

The Stationary

When a male holds his fist in a stationary posistion on a waist high table and inserts his penis into the gap of the fist, thus leading him to feel like he is having authentic sexual intercorse.

"I walked in on steve, while he was performing the stationary on himself, And he ejaculated all over my desk."

by Curt & Jeff March 24, 2005

Stationary Crunk

A word used to describe one who is physically unable to move around with some sort of ease, therefore causing the person to turn to alcohol, ultimately leading to a state of stationary crunkness.

Kenny: "Where's stationary crunk?"
Phil: "Oh colby? He broke his leg and so he getting crunk in his room."
Kenny: "Awh yes, I see, he is one stationary crunk."
Colby: FUCK!! TITS!!

by mobile crunk February 23, 2009

stationary joe

when a guy simply just takes it in the butt without movement; opposite of a spinning jenny

Wow, he pulled a stationary joe last night.

by Stationary Joe October 18, 2011

Stationary

A band of three boys named Dominic, Dan, and Tom. Tom plays the drums and is 13 years old. Dan plays the guitar and is Tom's twin brother. Dominic plays the bass and has black hair. They all go to Aberaeron comprehensive school in South Wales. Their style is rock.

Hey, Stationary is going to jam tomorrow. We should go watch!

by KansasGinger309 September 23, 2009